Latest Posts by a-glass-of-warm-estrogen - Page 6

Personally the best way you can get through life is to speak to everyone with the same vibe as an injured puppy has, but also to contain the rage of a thousand suns

I was in a stealth game and clearing a compound. I triggered an alarm, and got ambushed by a robot who was rapping about how he and his brethren once beat up Joseph Stalin.

my life hasnt been very bearable recently, could i have some of my favorite bears: american black bears?

we’re sorry to hear that friend. We hope these guys induce some bearotonin and help make things a little more bearable

YALL ITS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

Crows + @screenshotsofdespair

No more horny. Just want to be held.

What is a bear

Only complete and utter perfection wrapped up in a tragically unpettable package

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

this came to me in a dream

Daily Affirmations

I. am. enough.

I am. a beautiful person.

Everything. is going to be okay.

I am deserving. of love.

My balls. are huge.

I am allowed. to feel happy.

r(ule)at

Just found @pukicho in my old toy box excuse me??

i cast gun

I cast shield

Your spells are weak and potions are watered. Try again when you've gotten more Exp, you understudy of an apprentice.

I’m appalled and really can’t believe all the tasteless jokes about the Titanic submarine.

Seriously, how can people sink so low?

rule

I have been awake for nearly 36 hours, I have conquered my hallucinations

Forcibly putting myself on a healthy sleep schedule by the most unhealthy means possible, purposely depriving myself of sleep

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

If anybody knows how 300 pounds per square inch of water pressure would affect an average Eastern fox squirrel please let me know, my sanity depends on it

It’s 5am, I cannot sleep and I just tried to reason if Sandy cheeks would’ve died from the water pressure in that one SpongeBob episode where she tries to go without air

It’s 5am, I cannot sleep and I just tried to reason if Sandy cheeks would’ve died from the water pressure in that one SpongeBob episode where she tries to go without air

My uncle was injured in an explosion at the cheese factory today.

He was hit by a chunk of da Brie

There are two types of people in this world, those who love Barbie and those who are wrong

I'M SO HERE FOR THIS

Same vibe

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with