Latest Posts by a-glass-of-warm-estrogen - Page 7
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
FR I haven’t been the same since that Turnip seen in SULA
And what do all good stories do? . . . They kill you a little. They turn you into something you weren’t.
The Overstory
They got me for my foams Gorgug
Fabian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
that barbie meme is so figayda coded ...
I have become death, the destroyer of TERFS
getting used to clip studio paint so i wanted to redraw the first fanart i ever made for d20
“THE PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEREEEEEEE…WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!”
I got attacked by a fire extinguisher. Somehow, the Phantom of the Opera was at fault. This happened while I was reading fanfiction on my school Chromebook.
Words cannot describe how much I despise the song “Red solo cup”
My goal form is a hallucination you see at 2am and freaks you tf out, and becomes seared in your mind for the rest of your life
Me and a friend are going on a road trip and one of our stops is Mount Rushmore so I can cuss out a giant statue of my least favorite imperialists, and I think it would be the funniest shit if we just forgot to go there
I cannot regulate my emotions very well, and that actually makes life fun. It’s like, what’s going to happen next? Will it trigger a mood swing? Who knows! Exciting!
These are my two options
can i be your whore?
Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!
Endless Neverafter
It pisses me the fuck off when I’m trying to have a conversation with someone, about my own fucking life and rights, and I disagree with them, and instead of listening THEY INTERRUPT ME AND SAY “wait, before you lose an ally” IF YOUR STATUS AS AN ALLY IS CONDITIONAL TO ME ALWAYS AGREEING WITH YOU. YOU. ARE. NOT. AN. ALLY
Dude urban legends these days are so fuckin lame like “the Serbian woman” or whatever it’s just like…she stabs you…WHAT HAPPENED TO THINGS INFECTING MY DREAMS AND LIVING IN MY WALLS, these days the most you can hope for is like their face is kinda fucked up
This MF is filled with great whimsy FR
Kitty catching snow flakes
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I was just reading in my psychology text book that being on the Autism spectrum actually makes you scientifically cooler and hotter than people not on the spectrum
God gives his worst sleep schedules to his most deranged soldiers
I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…
I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…
i hope they rob rohan genuinely
When I die these fuckers are going to have to solve riddles to get my stuff, it also explicitly says to play party rock anthem at my funeral; because, it’s supposed to be a FUNeral
If you are a former gifted kid and had to listen to Lou Wilson say "It's like every time I fail or have a misstep, I suffer the ultimate consequences. And that doesn't happen to other kids. And I want to know why. What was the goal? Why did I have to suffer?" you may be entitled to financial compensation.
It’s fucked up that people hate other people for wearing different hats than them.
Super speed is so much cooler than stopping time and it’s not even close.
People who know how to use punctuation, are either the hottest people you meet or insufferable. There is no gray area.
I won’t accept the opinions of mfs that don’t hear voices in their heads, I only take advice for people as deranged as myself.
Dude; having titties…that would be lit as fuck
God is dead. We already knew this, but if you put god in a box are they still dead?