Latest Posts by a-j-hendricks - Page 4

Ugh I know this pain all too well 😂🤣😂

I'll take my prize in cash now and bonus for all the years I haven't

Is only fair

Someone surprise me with a reason to smile...

I dare you

The only way to be immortal

Me when ever I see my reflection 😆😂🤣😂

When your friend asks of you want to do karaoke 😂

When your just going about your day and suddenly get a random memory

😆 let her show off her horns it'll be so much more fun 😈

That and sitting on your balls by accident... Also getting a caught in the zipper THAT'S THE WORST

Damn, every time 🙄😂

I'm not that lucky

Surgeon simulator doesn't make me a qualified surgeon,

Racing games don't make me a professional street racer

Rock band doesn't make me a professional musician...

So why does GTA or any other shooter game make me violent or a killer 🤔🤔🤔

The media:

Oh no it's so aggressive😱😱😱 why can't people see there are no bad dogs just bad owners who ruin the poor dogs

Same principal as children really, if you treat them poorly they CAN become scum 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

IMMM GONNA SWIIING,

FROM THE CHANDELIER

Pretty sure this is what she meant😁😆

I feel like I NEED this in my life but with the text above it on a sign or played through a speaker when you push it's head 😆😂🤣😂

👀 👀 👀I'm just going to leave this here👀 👀 👀

This is the best found £20 the other day

If you didn't read it in HIS voice I just want you to know I'm not mad, just disappointed 😂🤣😂

To the person who thought of this...

I hate you

I'm bored and depressed send nudes or foods 😁😉😂

(Both if you want)

Sometimes it's about a day before I even start to realise 🙄😂

I know a lot of these people 😂I know a lot who would say I am one too 😆😆

If this is true I really need someone to let me squeeze their boobs...as a friend 😂

Like NOW

But if I can't squeeze, tease and play I'm still happy to look at them feel free to show off😉

Ever just look in the mirror and just feel disgusted because you saw your own face?

hands down THE BEST thing I've seen all day 😆😆😆