Bruce: Can I Tempt You Into Wanting A Milkshake?

The road to goth is paved with gay intentions.

This is the most beautiful thing ever

Chaotic pride items the batfam wears to pride?

Dick: Discowing: Pride Edition

Jason: a bisexual loincloth

Tim: matching realistic fake tattoos with Bernard

Damian: a sword that says "gay fights"

Duke: an America Chavez cosplay

Cullen: just the head of a furry costume

Stephanie: a Jesus drag king persona

Cassandra: Kon's leather jacket but make it ace

Barbara: six wigs on top of each other

Harper: a comically large bowtie

Carrie: trans flag moon shoes

Kate: flannel everything

Alfred: a catgirl maid outfit

Selina: the rainbow batsuit

Bruce: Selina's wedding dress

Yes, just yes

which batfam kid do you think unironically roleplays?

All of them

Bruce and Selina perform romantic scenes as Burger King and Dairy Queen

Barbara randomly hums showtunes

Damian pretends he doesn't love his siblings

Tim acts like he's not two seconds away from committing another war crime

Dick has a side hustle as an Elvis impersonator

Steph doesn't know what she's doing, she just fakes confidence and hopes no one catches on

Duke tries to add a cape to his costume but everyone unanimously votes against it

Cass wears vampire fangs and hisses at people

Kate quotes movies that no one's ever seen

Harper and Cullen secretly mod a vigilante RPG Discord server

Jason and Roy recreate this specific post about the Reddit blackout

Alfred showed up to the Manor, said he was the new butler, and no one questioned him for over 40 years

Me explaining that Tim is actually Bruce’s baby using solely panels from when the Drakes were missing:

THAT’S AMAZINGG

The ineffable husbands as "Couple Dancing" by Leyendecker

Painting this was difficult but really fun and rewarding, I love the result!

(I'm @/noixtky on Instagram!)

EDIT: thank you soooo much for the support to this painting ❤️ I've gotten a few comments about getting this as a print so if you're interested in that please read this ^^

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!!!! < 3

Remember to get the candy once it’s on sale :3

I’m forcing my sister to watch the Amazing Digital Circus with me. She doesn’t want to though, so I’m paying her ten dollars. Sibling laws.

OMG!!!!! That’s beautiful!!!!!!! My baby boi!

It’s insanely impressive too, good job!!!!!

here's a project i've been working on for the past few months: 220cm/7'3" alphonse statue from EVA foam

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

"at least the world will end faggily"