The Road To Goth Is Paved With Gay Intentions.

I’m her totally biological sister. Can I also commit arson? Being gay and doing crime is important.

I just learned that tumblr adoptions exist that is amazing- /pos

skeletons

Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.

Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

Fuckkkkk. I’m so happy that Destiel is trending for gay reasons and not because WWIII just started

Bruce: Can I tempt you into wanting a milkshake?

Damian: I’m okay, thank you.

Bruce: We’re here anyway…

Damian: Are you sure? I don’t mind going straight home.

Dick: C’mon, get one if you feel like it.

Damian: hmmm, okay :)

Bruce: I twisted you arm?

Damian: What?

Bruce *thinking Damian just didn’t hear*: I twisted your arm

Damian: Huh? *Checks to see if his sleeves are flat against his arms and in fact are not twisted*

Dick: …It’s an expression

I can’t wait to make a gas station for my happy ghasts

find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint

Area 51

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

Sometimes I like to sit and think about the absolute culture shock it must have been for Bruce Wayne to go from the chaos of one Richard "I will put down Tony Zucco with my bare hands" Grayson, to 11 years old Jason who physically embodies this image:

Jason would lose his mind if he caught someone using a batarang as a bookmark. He’d have a similar reaction to someone dog earing a book.

The batfamily definitely just uses batarangs for everyday purposes because there’s a shit ton of them lying around.

Like, need a pizza sliced? Round edge of a batarang is perfect.

Need to pick fuzz out of your phone charging port? Little pointy edge will do.

Reading a book on patrol and you gotta get a goon? It’s flat enough to be a bookmark in a pinch.

Can’t find a nail file? They definitely have a good grit so they don’t slip out of the hand too much.

Need to test if your cake is ready? Perfect.

Got a loose thread from walking into a fence, perfectly sharp in a pinch.