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does anyone have the Chinese version of TGCF or a footnote or something, what characters does MXTX use for Fu Gu?

Everyone is just ignoring that Valentine’s mother literally threatened to kill him

I think the stoker bit is just a widely held headcanon, but if he was 16/17 around 427 then he would be born around 410ish

With that he’d be 1602 in 2012 when the movie came out

I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine

Kieran Valentine needs his glasses and just doesn’t wear them because he doesn’t like how he looks in them. They aren’t the “image” he wants

But he uses them in private. Only when he’s sure nobody will see him does he put them on. Spelldon has gotten close to catching him many times, but Valentine can always hear him coming. He recognizes his footsteps.

Eventually he stops trying to be “cool” to impress Spelldon, and stops taking them off when he hears him coming. Spelldon stopped dead in his tracks when he saw them.

Since Circe was out on Aeaea for killing her husband I think she would be very critical about her children’s partners

Like she would try to matchmake and she wouldn’t care so much if she didn’t like the person. She would only care if they worked well with her kids.

c.a. cupid 🤝 kieran valentine

usually being referred to by their last names

You know how Torelai is beating a witch (cough cough Spelldon) up in her teaser what if we have a Valentine v Spelldon fight because “grr witches and vampires are at war we hate each other but we’re actually madly in love”

Life action Valentine with hair like

Oh my gosh I love that. They have specific kind of styles to gift-giving and they put so much thought into it to make sure it’s perfect (because they’re both definitely perfectionists let’s not lie here) and they don’t want anything less than absolutely perfect for each other

I LOVE THE IDEA THAT THEY BOTH HAVE A KINDA POETIC STREAK BUT SPELLDON WRITES SONGS AND VAL DOES POETRY they would spend hours writing about each other. I actually have a fanfic in the works about Spelldon using Valentine as a muse for poetry when he gets writers block they’re my favorite

Valentine would be so anxious and nervous to meet Spelldon’s family but they’d be so accepting and welcoming of him because of how happy he makes Spelldon

Ugh I love them my heart

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

When you get too English teacher-y and almost write symbolism of Kieran Valentine being a blade of grass