(Sigh-v)novelist and fanfic authorYes this is like entirely Kieran Valentine
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I want G3 Kieran Valentine to have an Irish accent and use Irish slang nobody else understands
Chisaki: Take me to my boss! He’s all I have left…
Hari “Anything for Kai!” “Childhood best friend” Kurono, rotting in jail for him:
If Val comes back in the 3rd MH movie I’d love to see him working for the Grim Reaper as like a bounty/head hunter in place of him being a heart-seeking emotional vampire (because that’d be a little complicated to explain and create lore/rules around—especially if he’s the only one)
Like Kieran Valentine (maybe still being Laura’s ex) being a head hunter indebted to Death somehow and working with him to find Frankie
Him fighting the Prince Regent of the Salem Coven, Ellis Ghould (aka Spelldon) 👀
Since I was embarrassingly wrong about Ellis being Valentine, I’LL SAY HES G3 SPELLDON INSTEAD
Spelldon, Casta, and Circe (as we know them wouldn't really work in g3 for a few reasons:
1) Circe is a goddess and g3 witches are human
2) casta wouldn't be a loved performer or known by the monsters because she'd be a human witch
3) their names are CASTA, SPELLDON, and CIRCE. Like that would not work they'd be bullied so hard a like what do you mean your teenage son living in the human world going to high school is named spelldon?
BUT Ellis works in place of Spelldon
He's the son of the queen of an extremely powerful and old witch coven, which could work in place of the goddess of witchcraft
GIVE ELLIS HIS VALENTINE PLEASE
Kieran “if I gave up on being pretty I wouldn’t know how to be alive” Valentine finding his first friend and learning how to be an actual person
Last Christmas by WHAM! is so Kieran Valentine
Draculaura fleeing persecution in Romania only to be tried as a witch in Salem Massachusetts 😔😝
Valentine would be such a baker
He would take it so seriously, like kneeling-on-the-ground-for-measurements and meticulously-decorating (he would love the decorating part) and extravagant-recipes seriously. He gets so into it and plans forever and it’ll all be amazing
In theory, at least. Don’t let that man near an oven
AAAAA HES HERE FINALLY
Tag yourself are you velvet tailcoat Kieran or tuxedo t-shirt Spelldon
WE NOW HAVE PHYSICAL PHOTOS OF WHAT SPELLDON CAULDRANO WAS SUPPOSED FI LOOK LIKE! GARRET HIMSELF JUST POSTED THIS FROM HIS INSTAGRAM !
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! HES HERE!
and that’s all for now folks, till next time,
it is I, Tumblr Spectra. And I report the news
Random idea but Frankie’s heart in g3 actually belonged to Ellis’ father
I have a headcanon for Spelldon.
Don (I nicknamed him that) speaks Italian as well as Greek (he and Casta are half Italian)
That’s so cute! I love that. I think he’d be able to speak Ancient and modern Greek, too, but he uses Ancient Greek more because of his family.
He thinks in Ancient Greek because he grew up speaking it on Aeaea. He talks to himself in Ancient Greek, he counts in Ancient Greek, etc. Val learns it for him.
I never really thought about the Italian thing but it makes a bunch of sense (especially since people think Aeaea is in/near the Italian coastline). Maybe his father is an Italian sailor.
There is no way Valentine is taller than like 5”7” absolutely not
He wears the tallest shoes he can find so he has a small little collection of platform boots and heels, so when he is in public he looks taller. But he takes them off at home and walks around in slippers and he loses like 6 inches in height
Spelldon definitely had to do a double take when he first met him. At school, Val was a little taller, but one time he forgot something and Spells brought it to his house. When Kieran opened the door and his head barely reaches Spell’s ears
Valentine would be the kind of person to see rafters and immediately turn into a bat to sit on the rafters. He cannot resist he just has to
Spelldon has found him sleeping or reading or just sitting in their ceiling too many times to count
Draculaura and Ellis using magic to make a fake Torelai and bully it is so funny and real??? Like she attacked them, so they make a dummy replica do embarrassing things? Exactly what a real teenager with magic would do
Kieran Valentine needs his glasses and just doesn’t wear them because he doesn’t like how he looks in them. They aren’t the “image” he wants
But he uses them in private. Only when he’s sure nobody will see him does he put them on. Spelldon has gotten close to catching him many times, but Valentine can always hear him coming. He recognizes his footsteps.
Eventually he stops trying to be “cool” to impress Spelldon, and stops taking them off when he hears him coming. Spelldon stopped dead in his tracks when he saw them.
Valentine’s Achilles heel is pet names but like married couple pet names like darling, love, dear, angel, stuff like that, he would just melt
Since Circe was out on Aeaea for killing her husband I think she would be very critical about her children’s partners
Like she would try to matchmake and she wouldn’t care so much if she didn’t like the person. She would only care if they worked well with her kids.
kieran valentine in g1: can’t come out cause he’s gay
kieran valentine in g3: can’t come out cause he likes witches
bro just CANNOT win
how do you think Valentine and Helio’s first meeting will go? :>
Valentine would be TERRIFIED. He would go all out to prepare and would spend hours planning his outfit (and a back-up outfit), he’d make his best recipes, and would do everything he possibly could to make a perfect impression.
They would meet right after sunset, right when Helios gets off-duty so that they can talk for as long as possible before he needs to leave again.
Helios would gab and go on and on about Spelldon growing up (he’d definitely be the kind of person to show off baby pictures). He’d tell story after story and Kieran is just sitting there stiffly, hands folded in his lap, smiling awkwardly while he listens.
By the time sunrise comes around, Valentine would have said a total of 10 words, and Helios would love him.
Torelai wasn’t attacked by the witches in France because she’s a monster it was because she’s British
Valentine is actually really good at painting. He loves oil paints and he paints delicate, calm landscapes. He hides them in a room in his house where his mother doesn’t go.
Spelldon’s hands shake too much to hold the brush. But he is a sketcher through and through and makes thick, messy graphite lines look sharp and elegant. He can’t draw anything but people, and Valentine is his favorite muse
Since casta seems to be the competent cauldronello sibling in the movie I really want to see them call back to her stage name from g1
Like if after her fight with deuce and Heath they tell clawdeen like “oh while you’re looking around be careful for the witch girl; casta’s fierce” or something like that
Okay so I think casta is the one fighting Heath and deuce, and Spelldon is the one dealing with Torelai SO
i think it’s super funny that Spelldon is getting absolutely destroyed by Torelai, while casta is winning against a gorgon and a guy throwing fireballs
I am SO excited for this movie I can’t believe it’s coming out THIS FRIDAY
So I know they’ve released a few real names for the second live action movie characters BUT
Ellis is the only one who doesn’t have a last name. He’s just referred to as Ellis.
I know Draculaura doesn’t either but we know Zamara is his mother and Zamara has a last name so why wouldn’t he?
BECAUSE ELLIS ISNT HIS REAL NAME
I think it’s a fake name he uses IN the movie and how he’s introduced and everything but I don’t think it’s his real name
Because he’s Kieran Valentine
AAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS AMAZING
I love this so much it’s so beautiful I love the detail on his hair and his clothes and the LIGHTING?? Chefs kiss
HELLO AND SORRY TO ALL THAT I WAS GONE FOR OVER A WEEK BUT I WAS WORKING ON THIS FANART INSPIRED BY @a-zalea-garden FANFICTION The Leanan Sihde
i wanna draw a couple more but im really proud of this one
heres the link to the fanfic :> - https://archiveofourown.org/works/50030626
AGAIN APOLOGIES FOR BEING GONE FOR SO LONG (learning how to shade black hair in 2 days was a nightmare) AND I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS
Spelldon and Valentine would have a big family together
I feel like Spelldon was alone a lot of his childhood on Aeaea when his mother would spend one-on-one time with Casta, so he'd want a big family so nobody would ever be lonely. He appreciates privacy and alone time, but he wanted to make sure that every time someone needed to talk, there was someone there to listen
After Val was Turned, it was mostly just him and his mom in a boring, monotonous Vampire Court. And after they left, it was a big, empty house--and one of them was always gone, and they never talk to each other. He would want a big family so that the house was always loud and alive, and so that he was always busy with something or other
SO TRUE 🤞 (I’m literally delusional and if they aren’t brought back I will combust)
listen , kieran will return , and spelldon will make his official debut onscreen ! this will all happen in the live action sequel and subsequently in the animated series too .
Spelldon and casta bickering like all siblings ever in the live action even though they’re inserting themselves in the middle of a centuries long war and could die at any moment
Valentine has a Romanian accent when he speaks English and an Irish accent when he speaks Latin