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I know Ellis probably isn’t valentine but if he isn’t they missed a really cool opportunity

Like Draculaura’s powerful aristocratic vampire ex boyfriend (and they could’ve changed the story so they ended on bad terms) who hunts her down to help him end the war?

AND in g1 he ends up with a witch? Who happens to be the younger brother of a popular performer and the goddess/pinnacle of magic?

They are exactly what the other should be fighting. They were raised to see the other as everything they should hate but they love each other in such a raw real way

Like that’s such a good story

Valentine is a morning person and he loves watching the sunrise and making breakfast for Spelldon and being productive

Spelldon sleeps like the dead and would never wake up if he didn’t have an alarm (ie valentine) to wake him up

So I had this idea a few days ago and I wanted to share it

So right before the climax of the live action, there’s a big battle between the witches and the monster high students. Casta gets really hurt and Spelldon realizes and blasts whoever he’s fighting out of the way to get to her because that’s his big sister.

He tries to heal her but his magic isn’t strong enough alone. Valentine (Ellis) starts to come forward and they have a “do you trust me” moment and Spelldon has to put aside his (likely lifelong) bias against vampires to save casta. They use their magic together (with maybe draculaura too, as in “the three of us” song from the first one) and save the day!

But then they reveal that Ellis’ mother is actually the real villain. I think they’ll do a twist villain who is very similar to the protag like they did in the first one. Like, Komos was part human-part monster just like Clawdeen was, so since Draculaura is the protag now (or at least central character) the twist/“real” villain will be a vampire who practices witchcraft (and I don’t think it’ll be Ellis himself since they seem to get along)

Anyway I wonder what personality Spelldon will get in the live action because he didn’t have one in g1 😇

ITS TIIIIIIIIIIME 🎵

ELLIS IS HERE

Valentine and Spelldon in the monster high live action having a “do you trust me?” moment because they’re on opposite sides in a war but they get desperate and need each others help

RIGHT LIKE HIS EVIL SKILLS ARE SO WELL PRACTICED THAT HES SUCH A CLEVER STEALTHY FELLOW

He’s SO SMART but he’s also so stupid like you didn’t look at the WITCH’S (see: spells and curses) shell that you STOLE to notice the piece of paper that literally said it was cursed??

He’s such a silly guy

I seriously hate his mom like he told her his plan and she’s like “mmm actually no you suck” LIKE WHAT??

Plus if you really look into it Valentine didn’t get his magic back until he started working at the animal shelter. Mrs Goblin explains that it’s his love for the animals that gives him his magic back. I also headcanon that the “Spark” from Freaky Fusions is love energy (it makes a lot of sense) and what Val lives on. In that movie Frankie gets her Spark from friends and family.

AND FAMILY. So Val COULD have gotten his powers back from his mom if she loved him BUT SHE DOESNT. He isn’t getting any love from her. Plus canonically with her distant and uncarring actions in the diary she doesn’t seem great.

No wonder Valentine dealt with so much self hatred.

rereading the comic 'I Only Have Eye for You' and the summary has made me realise just how stealthy and cunning Valentine really is.

in the summary for the comic he is described as a 'shadowy figure' which means he must've been really quiet and agile to be able to constantly sneak in and out of so many different situations.

and in chapter 'Bull's Eye', he drops a packet of gummi worms right in front of Manny and the others without them noticing and being able to leave without a trace is really impressive

also in 'Locketness Monster', Gil sees Valentine leave a purple shell on his beach towel and either Valentine put on a convincing disguise or Gil is just stupid as hell (i hate gil). apparently Valentine got the magical purple shell from a sea witch??? theres that

and Valentine somehow got Cleo's dad's number and was able to have a conversation with him pretending (implied?) to be Deuce which means he was able to accurately mimic Deuce's speech manners and voice

so, in conclusion, i just really like him

ALSO VALENTINE'S MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT HIS ONLY STRENGTH WAS RUINING LOVE AND HE SHOULD STICK TO THAT???? WHAT KIND OF PARENTING IS THAT I MEAN GIRLIE YOUR SON WENT THROUGH A CRISIS AND AN HALF BECAUSE OF HIS TOXIC MINDSET ABOUT LOVE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE 'yeah no son, keep being toxic thats the only thing you're good at' LIKE EXCUSE YOU KEEP YOUR COMMENTS AWAY FROM VALENTINE

Okay but Valentine (Ellis) uses his fake persona and accent to infiltrate monster high and opalesce rats him out because she’s actually southern and he’s just so bad at the accent that she can’t ignore it

I need to see a Kieran Valentine and Honey Swamp friendship

My friend: “Don’t you hate writing slumps?”

Me: “Funny enough I’m writing right now”

My friend: “Ooh what are you writing?”

Me, planning my origin-story fanfic about a Monster High villain: Stuff

Spelldon and Valentine in their old married era visiting Aeaea because Val loves the sea

Val and Circe definitely got along really well instantly

Watch Valentine have no screen time in the monster high movie when I’m making him being in it my entire personality

I feel like when he’s older, Valentine has a manticore named Juno that he found on the side of the road. He thought she was miniature because she was a baby and he didn’t notice she was so big until she was already full grown because he’s stupid

I feel like the Vampire Court in Monster High still functions a lot like the Roman Empire did. Like yeah they have a queen, but there's a council/senate and governors and stuff.

And I think Latin would still be a very prominent "official" language that they use as a standard for important things (especially with the ancient elite). Like they speak Romanian and Hungarian and Ottoman Turkish and stuff. But Latin (and/or maybe English) would be the language that "all" vampires would know so that's the one for decrees and laws and stuff.

Valentine thought he’d be the one to instigate dates and romantic stuff but Spelldon beats him to it like 80% of the time and Valentine happy cries every time

Valentine and Spelldon are THAT pda couple like they’re always holding hands or right next to each other or laying on top of each other they cannot be apart

Valentine making dinner at the stove and Spelldon coming up behind him and hugging him and putting his head on his shoulder

They give each other little cheek kisses <3

valentine and spelldon are both very smart so they sometimes get into debates and challenge each other like

'i love you spell but you're wrong' 'excellent point, however,' '...wait that's good let me think' 'no' 'no??' 'no'

Valentine is an ugly sleeper. His mouth is always open like he’s a snake resetting its jaw after eating a mouse whole. He drools too, and he steals the blankets so that Spelldon wakes up freezing, covered with nothing but the sheets.

Spelldon is a loud sleeper. He snores ridiculously loud and it’s all nasal so it sounds like a pig had a baby with a fog horn. He’s also a kicker, and he’ll fling himself around and smack Valentine in the face. Valentine is also a light sleeper, especially in a bed rather than a coffin, and would wake up multiple times a night, his skin twinging from where Spelldon hit him.

So they sleep separately. But they moved Val’s coffin to right next to the bed.

Okay but Valentine in g3 has to have long hair and mental problems that’s like his whole character

I see her like that too. Especially since Val didn’t get any of his magic back from her love, I don’t know if she loves him or if she’s just “obligated” to deal with him since she’s his mom

kinda realising that i hc val's mother to be a bit neglectful and disinterested in val. what do you all hc his mother to be like?

Spot the difference

SO CUTE

Frankie Stein doodle.

You know how Torelai is beating a witch (cough cough Spelldon) up in her teaser what if we have a Valentine v Spelldon fight because “grr witches and vampires are at war we hate each other but we’re actually madly in love”

Wait so is Iris Clops’ father Polyphemus or an Elder Cyclops?

In her diary it says he builds and is an engineer which makes me think he’s an Elder Cyclops because they made the Thunderbolts and work with Hephaestus (a blacksmith), but I can’t find anything specific supporting that idea

But Polyphemus is more popular and called “THE cyclops” because of that. He’s the one in the odyssey who was blinded by Odysseus (he’s the: “who’s attacking me?” “Nobody!” “Help! Nobody is killing me!” That thing)

So I can’t decide which, or is it a completely different thing? All the sources I can find with an answer are like Amino and i can’t trust that

Valentine is a smells person

He has 40 different perfumes with different smells, even if they’re super super similar. Spelldon says he can’t tell the difference and Valentine goes off on a rant about the minute differences they have because he has every detail of every scent memorized so that he knows which one is appropriate for each occasion.

Every time he goes shopping he has to stop and smell the scented candles. He definitely has a cabinet full of them at home.

Give him a scratch-and-sniff and he’d lose his mind

Can we just talk about kieran’s handwriting for a second. I imagined him having more of a calligraphy/cursive handwriting

Valentine being from Ireland in fanon is so fun to me because two of the most famous vampire literature authors (Bram Stoker and Sheridan le Fanu) were Irish

Sheridan le Fanu wrote Carmilla if you didn’t know

thank you so much! I really appreciate that

I love making little connections between things, so anytime I see anything that reminds me of Spelldon or Valentine I jump at the opportunity to point it out 😭 that’s why i made a tumblr actually. I needed somewhere to share my ideas. Im really glad you found my page because I love talking with you and looking through your posts

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aww thank you! I honestly think the same thing of your page. I love looking through it and I love your stuff with Valentine and Spelldon together. You make them so sweet 😭

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again