(Sigh-v)novelist and fanfic authorYes this is like entirely Kieran Valentine
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He’s one of my favorite characters because of how complex he is with his internal workings and thought processes with right vs wrong, so I love developing him even more with mundane little ideas
Like his diary is so “I hate who I was and I’ll try to be better but I don’t even know who I am anymore” and I’m just here like “he likes his coffee with no sugar just cream 😊”
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Well well well
1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason
2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them
3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun
4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him
5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax
6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.
7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)
8. He talks really fast
9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking
9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life
10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.
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I don’t have many expectations of the monster high the movie sequel coming out but I need valentine in fancy clothes
Valentine mixes every language he knows when he’s tired and Spelldon only knows English and Greek so he just nods along and says stuff like “no way really” because he has no idea what Valentine is talking about
spelldon sitting under a tree, valentine hanging upside down from a branch
Oh my gosh I love that. They have specific kind of styles to gift-giving and they put so much thought into it to make sure it’s perfect (because they’re both definitely perfectionists let’s not lie here) and they don’t want anything less than absolutely perfect for each other
I LOVE THE IDEA THAT THEY BOTH HAVE A KINDA POETIC STREAK BUT SPELLDON WRITES SONGS AND VAL DOES POETRY they would spend hours writing about each other. I actually have a fanfic in the works about Spelldon using Valentine as a muse for poetry when he gets writers block they’re my favorite
Valentine would be so anxious and nervous to meet Spelldon’s family but they’d be so accepting and welcoming of him because of how happy he makes Spelldon
Ugh I love them my heart
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THATS SO POETIC??😭😭I LOVE THAT
Their rooms would be such a mess with all the gifts bevause you can’t get rid of those, BUT IT WOULD BE SO DOMESTIC AND WARM AND WELCOMING
Valentine wearing earrings Spelldon buys him and spending hours planning dates and what to get him for their every-day-iversary
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I really want Valentine and Spelldon to meet in the live action sequel by physically bumping into each other
YES ABSOLUTELY HED BE SO FLUSTERED AND HONORED HED LOVE IT
Spelldon definitely is a gift person and the two of them would end of spoiling each other so much
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YES YES YESSS VALENTINE WOULD DEFINITELY USE HIS MAGIC TO TRY AND IMPRESS SPELLDON AND GIVE HIM GIFTS I NEED THEM TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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EXACTLY THEY MATCH. THEIR COLORS MATCH BECAUSE THEIR SOULS MSTCH
They’re so sweet and good and soulmates 😭
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I haven’t found a place for it yet but I headcanon that Valentine’s mother’s name is Maeve
THEY LITERALLY ARE THEY COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER SO WELL
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AW THATS SO GOOD 😩 they’re so good
I need more stuff for them because they’re so cute together
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Ugh I love them so much please universe let them be happy and in love please 🙏
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JNWKRNEJWB AWWW I NEED THAT FOR THEM THATS SO SWEET
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Okay so I watched the live action monster high movie and I’m snooping through the credits for hints for the second one, and two people are cast as witches (Arianna Bent and Artemis Pebdani)??? But the only witch I can find in the movie is the one at the end with the crystal ball so where’s the other one hiding?? 😭
THATS SO THEM WAIT
I really hope so, and with G3’s little “vampires vs witches” thing it makes it honestly better because it’s more reasons for them to NOT be together but they love each other anyway and they overcome that
I really hope they aren’t stereotypes I don’t think I could handle it … they’re so sweet I need them to be happy
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EXACTLY their story is so sweet and cute and they’re overcoming all these obstacles to be with each other happily i love that and I love them
We need to see them again I can’t go on if ALL we have is the diary Mattel can pry them from my cold dead hands
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Of course!
I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine
ABSOLUTELY YES
It just hit me that Valentine’s (who canonically loves animals) love interest is the son of a witch notorious for turning people into animals
I don’t know what to do with that information just putting it out there
I think the stoker bit is just a widely held headcanon, but if he was 16/17 around 427 then he would be born around 410ish
With that he’d be 1602 in 2012 when the movie came out
I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine
WAIT THATS SO CUTE WHAT I love that headcanon
They’re so awkward and cute I love them so much <3
I love too that spelldon’s family can turn people into animals and he ended up with someone who can do that on their own
I wish we had more of them but of course Mattel had to go and stifle their sweetness 🙄 I hope I’m right and they’re in the new live action movie though I need to see them together
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EXACTLY THEYRE SO IN LOVE THAT MATTEL COULDNT EVEN HIDE IT WHEN THEY TRIED
Val spent all day (probably definitely longer) planning his return and how he would make everything up to Draculaura, but he runs into this man so beautiful it makes him “space out” and COMPLETELY FORGET LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP?? Like that’s so cute
he absolutely did. He was definitely panicking trying to act cool all slick asking for val’s number in a not-too-direct way… he was definitely worried about being rejected 😭
The fact it was love at first sight is actually my favorite thing ever like ??? 🏳️🌈
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RIGHT THEY WRRE IN LIVE AT FIRST SIGHT “keep me up on the groanings on around school if I wanted” SUUUURE KIERAN HE “just wanted to keep you up to date” 🤨🙄 HE WANTED TO TALK WITH YOU FOREVER AND GOSSIP WITH YOU ABOUT EVERYONE
THEYRE SO CUTE AND IN LOVE
“At least the trip wasn't a total stake” KIERAN LITERALLY MESSED UP EVERYTHING HE TRIED TO DO HIS ENTIRE PLAN DOWN THE DRAIN BUT THE TRIP WASNT A FAILURE BEVAUEE HE MET SPELLDON 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 and Mattel tried to make us think they weren’t in love 🙄
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HELLO YES OF COURSE
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I wish she who became the sun had a movie or series so I could make edits I have so many in my head my fingers are shaking with the urge to create
Why am I just now realizing that Lilith’s surname is a play on Van Helsing