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Idk if I’m insane or just have major issues but

Why is Alastor Moody suddenly attractive?

Am I the only one who feels this way… please someone tell me I’m not fucking crazy

i NEED her

Come, child.

fact

you guys, fools, clowns: I wanna fuck Vi! I wanna fuck Cait! I wanna fuck Viktor! I wanna fuck Sevika!

me, an enlightened genius: I wanna fuck the Kiramman microfiche archive.

Now you're just somebody that I used to know... 💔

Alastor Moody x reader who have piercings and/or tattoos

Being pierced I just thinking that it was funny to make

Infos : gn reader

Warnings: piercings and tatoos? Mention of genital (for genitals piercings) and sex too (just mentioned)

Piercings:

- Moody wouldn't like too much piercing, even more on the face. It's just something that he don't like

- And he wouldn't really care about it if you just have a few. It's just something on you.

- But for any of them he'll dislike the fact that it might be something to grab during a fight, so it might hurt you maybe.

- I don't think that he'll like body piercings that much. He'll be scared to hurt you to play with it

- And we'll be realistic: he'll hate (intimate) piercings. Like he wouldn't understand at all an be genuinely frightened

Tatoos:

- In an other way, Alastor would love your tatoos. Even more if they have meanings.

- He would take a lot of time just touching and watching them

- Would definitely ask you about it when you're alone, especially after sex

- Alastor would really like how you show your personality with them

Alastor Moody as a dad would include

Infos : fluff

Warnings : none

I know, it's been a while. I'll try to post more, but I won't promise anything!

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- Him being scared that the baby would be scared as his scars.

Alastor is very insecure about it, because he knows how he looks. He can see people's stares. He knows that his scars can be repulsive and make him look scary.

But when he holds your child for the first time and see their smile, all his anxiety vanished

- Him being VERY protective towards you and your child. Even more protective than he is with you (you didn't even know that was possible).

Your house would be protected with every spells he knows.

And when your child will be older, he'll teach them self defense. Just to be a bit reassured when they go out without him.

- Him scared that his child could be bullied or targeted because of him.

Kids are cruel. Very cruel sometimes. He was so afraid that his reputation of a "mad man" will tarnish his child's reputation.

But when your child was in kindergarten, your child told his classmates that his dad was an auror and explaining that he was "fighting bad bad guys", all of them were in awe. At the end of that day, when Alastor came at the end of the day to take his child home, a herd of small child came to him to ask him questions about his work. He was surprised, but happy to answer it.

- Him loving them to death and spoiling them rotten. But still teaching them to be humble.

Almost every time that he goes to buy groceries, he'll buy a little something for them. And let's not talk about birthdays or Christmas... He blew up the budget every time. But he just wanted to make them happy, he couldn't help it !

-Him playing a lot with them. Tea time with the dolls ? Of course. Playing the villain for your kid to play the knight? Absolutely.

The sweetest thing you ever saw was him, sat on the ground at a small table with a tiny cup of tea in the hand with your child and a few dolls and stuffed toys. When you asked what was happening, he just answered "we are taking the tea, isn't it obvious?". ADORABLE.

And of course, he knows the dolls and stuffed toys' names by heart.

Hello

The Request: Alastor Moody proposes to Y/N in front of the crowd after he's sure his feelings are the same.

و همه غیر منتظره و متعجب هستند لطفاً

خودتان چیزی به آن اضافه کنید متشکرم متاسفم برای انگلیسی بد این زبان مادری من نیست

That's such a good idea omgggg !

I've modified it just a little bit tho. I hope you'll like it !

Warnings : none

Infos : pure fluff, GN reader

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It was a beautiful Sunday. No cloud in the blue sky and a soft breeze who made the temperature ideal.

Like often, Molly invited the order to eat at The Burrow. And like always since the start of your relationship, you came with Alastor. Your relation was made public few months ago, since he wasn't afraid anymore. Although, he wasn't more demonstrative of his feelings for you. But he let you take his hand and give him a kiss here and there. And he always made sure that your glass and plate were full, a way for him to show how much he cared for you without loosing his reputation of tough guy, preferring keeping his romantic side for when you were both alone.

You didn't mind tho, you loved him, more than you ever loved anyone.

Everyone had finished their meal, and we're chatting before the dessert. The mood was good, everyone seemed happy. It's only when Moody get up and cleared his throat that everyone went silent. You looked at him, curious of what he'll do or say.

He looked at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, seeming a bit flustered.

"Y/N... Before you, I lived a lonely life, and that suited me just fine. But that was before I met you. Before I knew what love could do to me. How it had made me someone better, happier,..."

No one talked, and you just looked at him with wide eyes. His tone was more sentimental than ever.

"And I can't thank you enough for everything. Now I can't imagine a life without you... I know that I'm very far of the romantic dream but..."

He then processed to get down on one knee, his bad one. He got out a little box off his jacket and opened it for you, revealing a beautiful ring. When you saw it, you knew how much thought he had put to find it.

"Y/N would you give me the honor to marry me..?"

Alastor waited for your answer, his heart beating way too fast.

And then you started to cry and to jump in his arms.

"Oh yes Alastor! A hundred time yes !"

You kissed him deeply for long minutes until breaking apart to let him put the ring on your finger. Everyone was cheering you both.

You helped him get up and kissed him again. You've never imagined that he'll ask you to marry him today, nor in front of a crowd.

"I love you Alastor... So much"

"Me too dear. More than you can imagine."

He smiled softly. Everyone approached to congratulate you. They were genuinely happy for both of you.

You spend the rest of the day on cloud nine until you both go back home. You haven't let his hand out of yours all day and you never kissed him that much in so little hours.

In your bed, you are looking at the ring.

"It's perfect... Literally perfect..."

"You deserve it"

Alastor smiles and kiss your forehead. You smiled as you remembered his little speech.

"That was... The most romantic thing I've ever seen. I've never thought that you'll ever do something like that.."

He chuckled softly.

"I know that you'd love the gesture. So I made an effort. Because I love you..."

You kissed him for the hundredth time today. Your boyf- no, fiancé was so perfect for you. And now you two will be together for the rest of your life.

Your relation has been hard sometimes. But you loved each other, and this happiness was all it mattered

Hi I was wondering if you could write some more random NSFW headcannons for moody please! I love ur acc btw <3

Oooh I see you're a kinky one aren't you ?

But OF COURSE I can do that !

Here you are sweetheart :))

Infos : gn!reader

TW : obvious mention of sex lol, so : MINOR DENIED

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- One of his favorite position is the cowgirl.

Why ? First of all because it's the more comfortable one with his leg. And secondly, because he loves to see you and how your body move. You're breathtaking, a bliss for the eyes, and he loves to watch you.

But it's also because he can touch you as much as he wants. Caressing your hips and back with love, messing with your clit/dick to hear you whine above him...

- He can be a bit of a voyeur too. Not in a weird way, tho. He'll love seeing you touching yourself, knowing that you do it for his pleasure. If you moan his name during it, you will hear him groan of need for you.

- WEAR HIS SHIRTS. I'm serious. The man would go feral. Seeing you in something utterly his makes him crazy. If it's in your room, he couldn't wait to take it off. If it's public, he'll just clench his jaw, and wait patiently for a moment to slip away with you and showing you how much you make him crazy.

- Also, even if he's sweet and tender with you, let's not forget that he's the best Auror of his generation. He had, and still have, a lot of authority. And he secretly enjoys it. So when he'll get more comfortable in your sex life... He'll make you beg. Beg for him to touch you, to makes you cum... Alastor will savor having you at his mercy.

It's not a common occurrence tho. It'll happen only if you were particularly a brat.

- Alastor doesn't often leave marks, but love when you do so. He'll smile when feeling the scratches on his back and would wear proudly your hickey on his neck. Why tho? Because it means that he's yours. And that you want everyone to knows it. It makes him all fuzzy inside...