I Need Them In A Toxic Yuri Relationship

Men's tits: 😳💞☺️👀💘😏

Men's tits (hairy): 👁️👁️💘😳💗😍👀🥵💞🥺

Heyy! I love love loved the mad eye fanfics you have written, they are soo in character for him! Please don’t ever stop writing these!!❤️

Omg thank you so much <33

I absolutely ADORE Moody, he's my beloved fr

With school and exams (nursing school eh) I sadly don't have time anymore! But I'll try my best to post soon

My requests are open ! Don't be shy to ask anything :))

Spiderverse picrew you might be interested in

omg thannk you so much <33333

here's the picrew I made :)))

AU where Ceolbert lives and maintains his summer internship at Ravensthorpe and basically gets adopted by his two moms, Eivor and Randvi

price: i think you have PTSD

ghost: yeah i have PTSD

ghost: Proficient Talent for Sucking Di-

price: we ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Merle would just throw the orange at you tbh

TWD men and “the orange peel theory”:

Explanation: The theory tests a partner's ability to pick up on unspoken signals. It's an example of "acts of service", a popular love language.

Prompt: You hand them an orange and ask, “can you peel this for me?”

Daryl Dixon

He looks at the orange and then back up at you.

“Sure.” He grumbles, taking the orange. He peels it meticulously but quickly, leaving it whole and hands it back to you.

“Thanks.” You say, reaching to take it.

“Wait, did you want it in segments?” He pulls his hand back slightly, looking between it and you.

“It’s fine like that.” You reach again but he turns away.

He starts breaking it in segments and puts the pieces on a folded out napkin. He wraps it up and hands the napkin ball to you.

“Thank you, you didn’t have to do that.”

He just shrugs.

Rick Grimes

He opens his mouth to speak and closes it again, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. He looks down at the orange, tilts his head briefly and says, “all right.”

He peels it, breaking off a segment and popping it into his mouth. When you frown and start to protest he just winks at you and hands you the orange.

“You owe me an orange segment.” You argue, frowning at him.

He nods at you, smiling. “Noted.”

Negan Smith

“You need my help? Can’t you do that yourself?” He teases, scrutinising you.

You stand there with the orange outstretched. “I mean, yeah.” You mumble, taking the orange back. You press a thumb in to peel it and he snatches it from you.

“Well, don’t get all sad. I’ll do it. But you owe me.” He looks up at you mid-peel and winks.

“For peeling an orange?” You question, watching his hands work.

“I’m just teasing. But don’t expect this princess treatment all the time or the others’ll get jealous.” He teases and hands the orange back to you, binning the peels.

Merle Dixon

He chuckles at you. “Need help peeling an orange?”

“I just…want you to peel it for me. Please.” You hold out the orange for him.

“Why? Can’t you do it?” He leans forward on the bed, elbows on knees.

“‘Course I can. I just…I was just hoping.” Your hand drops slightly.

He lifts up his knife hand. “I only got one hand. How do you expect me to do it?” He chuckles again and you press your thumb in to start peeling it yourself.

“True. Never mind.” You’d walk away disappointed, peeling away the skin.

As you should, really 😩

Alastor Moody's love languages

To give:

His number one love language is acts of service. Weather is doing the dishes for you, cleaning something, helping with a small task when he can, giving you is coat whenever you're cold... The fact that he'll also give his life to protect you is a part of it. He would kill and die for you. LITTERALY.

To receive:

His favourite love language to receive is words of affirmation. He won't ever admit it, but hearing how much you love him makes him all fuzzy inside. And seeing, hearing, how much you mean it, makes him love you a hundred times more. Sometimes (most of the time) his confidence isn’t on top, but you always manage to change that for the better.

What do you think of the headcanon that Mad Eye was a hufflepuff?

Ooooh that is a good question

I think I really like it ! It does make sense.

Mad Eye is usually someone who never shows emotion, who is really closed, who's also bitter and rough. But it's due to all his years as an Auror. But even with that his personality matches Hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff traits are :

Loyalty : Moody is a loyal man. The bro went to TWO WAR for a man who is known for keeping things for him. He always stayed loyal tu Dumbledore and to the light side. Even when it literally destroyed his life, and physical and mental health.

Just : I think that justice is the thing that leads him go dedicate his whole life to help ppl

Hard-working : Do I have to explain this part ??

Patience : This one is tough but I think that his patience has decreased with the years

Fairness : The bro is an Auror. That's my fucking point

Some people argue with saying that Moody is a Gryffindor. But the traits are : daring, nerve, chivalry, courage, bravery and determination.

But that's doesn't match at all. He didn't dedicated his life to protect the magic world as an act of chivalry I think. But for helping people. I think his thoughts were utterly towards other people, and not about him bragging to "doing what's good" or looking cool.

So yeah. I love this hc (who's canon for me lol)

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

!! I (sadly) don't own the Harry Potter universe or Alastor. And I do not support jkr !!

Infos : GN reader, basically just fluff

- You had to convince him to have a real date with you. Because he still doesn't trust that you truly love him. He thought that you were too sweet for an old war dog like him.

- But finally he accepted ONE DATE.

- You wanted something special. Just between the two of you. Not a stupid restaurant, you didn't even think of a concert or something involving a crowd.

- But one day you found the perfect idea. A casual dinner at your place. You lived in the countryside so you'll be able to admired the stars in the sky after that. And you were a great cook.

- You protected your property with even more spells to reassure him.

- When he arrived, everything was set. You had made the dinner and prepared some things to drink and to eat before that.

- He was handsome, putting a little more effort on his look. You did too, to impress him.

- Alastor even brings you flowers, which maked you blush. You haven't imagined him doing something like that for you. And you absolutely loved it.

- The night was perfect. The conversation was fluid, the food was good (he complimented it).

- It was already night when dessert time arrived. So you guided him in the garden to sat on a soft blanket on the ground.

- He sat, and you sat right next to him. The two of you ate a piece of cake without saying anything. You were looking at the beautiful starry sky.

- When you finished, you laid your head on his shoulder. "I really liked this night Alastor..."

"Mh. Me too" he mumbled. His usual harsh voice couldn't mask his sweetness.

"Do you want to make this night perfect for me ?" His silence encouraged you to continue. "It'll be perfect if you kiss me..."

When you felt him moving, you were afraid that you've messed everything up.

But he turned towards you and bent to gently kiss you lips.

You could've cried just because how good it felt. When he stepped aside, he gently caressed your cheeks.

"I love you Alastor..."

"Me too love... Me too"

- You spent the next hour to gently make out. Alastor were so tender with you. It felt like paradise.

What a perfect date for you two.