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1 year ago
Daryl Dixon & His Hands

Daryl Dixon & his hands

1 year ago
Alastor Moody & His Hands

Alastor Moody & his hands

1 year ago

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

1 year ago

It's my birthday today 🥰🥰😩

1 year ago

Krennic and Y/N, which is Tarkin's daughter, are dancing together at the anual imperial ball.

Krennic, grinning : You father looks real mad. Are you happy ?

Y/N : Not enough... Keep holding me.

Krennic, laughing : You do are feisty aren't you ? I like that.

Y/N : Stop dreaming Krennic, I'm only dancing with you to piss my father off.

Krennic, smirking : Obviously... Obviously.

Krennic And Y/N, Which Is Tarkin's Daughter, Are Dancing Together At The Anual Imperial Ball.

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1 year ago

Alastor Moody as a dad would include

Infos : fluff

Warnings : none

I know, it's been a while. I'll try to post more, but I won't promise anything!

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- Him being scared that the baby would be scared as his scars.

Alastor is very insecure about it, because he knows how he looks. He can see people's stares. He knows that his scars can be repulsive and make him look scary.

But when he holds your child for the first time and see their smile, all his anxiety vanished

- Him being VERY protective towards you and your child. Even more protective than he is with you (you didn't even know that was possible).

Your house would be protected with every spells he knows.

And when your child will be older, he'll teach them self defense. Just to be a bit reassured when they go out without him.

- Him scared that his child could be bullied or targeted because of him.

Kids are cruel. Very cruel sometimes. He was so afraid that his reputation of a "mad man" will tarnish his child's reputation.

But when your child was in kindergarten, your child told his classmates that his dad was an auror and explaining that he was "fighting bad bad guys", all of them were in awe. At the end of that day, when Alastor came at the end of the day to take his child home, a herd of small child came to him to ask him questions about his work. He was surprised, but happy to answer it.

- Him loving them to death and spoiling them rotten. But still teaching them to be humble.

Almost every time that he goes to buy groceries, he'll buy a little something for them. And let's not talk about birthdays or Christmas... He blew up the budget every time. But he just wanted to make them happy, he couldn't help it !

-Him playing a lot with them. Tea time with the dolls ? Of course. Playing the villain for your kid to play the knight? Absolutely.

The sweetest thing you ever saw was him, sat on the ground at a small table with a tiny cup of tea in the hand with your child and a few dolls and stuffed toys. When you asked what was happening, he just answered "we are taking the tea, isn't it obvious?". ADORABLE.

And of course, he knows the dolls and stuffed toys' names by heart.


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1 year ago
TARKIN Uses DEFLECT. IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE. Celebrating The Recent (and Most Possible) Canon From A
TARKIN Uses DEFLECT. IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE. Celebrating The Recent (and Most Possible) Canon From A

TARKIN uses DEFLECT. IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE. Celebrating the recent (and most possible) canon from A Certain Point of View that Tarkin is. indeed. bisexual.

Get rekt, Krennic. *Air horn*

1 year ago

Men's tits: 😳💞☺️👀💘😏

Men's tits (hairy): 👁️👁️💘😳💗😍👀🥵💞🥺

1 year ago

Reader, while having sex: can I ask you guys something?

Price and Gaz: Sure, love.

Reader: Do you like me?

Price: Are you for real right now?

Gaz: I'm literally balls deep on you.

Reader: ...

Reader, tearing up: omg, you hate me!

Price and Gaz:

Reader, While Having Sex: Can I Ask You Guys Something?

(am sorry, it was the only thing I was thinking about while writing the part 5)

1 year ago

Lollipop 🍓

Lollipop 🍓

You feel eyes burn into you and look up. You pull the lollipop from your lips.

“You good there?” You say with a smirk.

Daryl clears his throat and bows his head back to his crossbow. He just tuts in response.

“Don’t act like you weren’t just staring.” Your eyes bore into his head, prompting him to give you a real answer.

“I wasn’t.” He says, still not looking at you.

“Sure.” You drag the word out and turn back to your book. You stick your tongue out and gently place the lollipop on it, licking it slowly. The feeling of being watched comes back and you do your best not to smile. You put the lollipop back in your mouth and drag it out again so it makes a popping noise.

“See something you like, Dixon?” You turn to him and smirk. He’s visibly blushing this time.

He doesn’t respond though this time, as he avoids your eye.

You close your book, getting up and stand in front of him. He looks up at you, bewilderment on his face. His eyes dart from smirking, pink-stained lollipop lips, to your eyes and back again.

“Whacha doin’?” He tries to lean back but he’s already pressed against the wall.

Without a word, you pull the lollipop out of your mouth again, dragging it down your tongue before popping back into your mouth. You let your lips slowly pucker when you pull it back out.

“Me? I’m just sucking on this lollipop.” You say innocently.

“I see tha’.” He replies, nervously. “Why you doin’ it in ma face?”

“‘Cause I can feel your eyes burning into me. Honey, I can show you what else this mouth does.” You wink.

He blushes. “What? I…” He fumbles over his words. “Stop.”

“Then stop staring. You’re like a horny teenage boy.” You tease. “It’s quite adorable actually.”

“Shut up.” He looks away again, trying to refocus on his bow but his fingers fumble.

You reach out and tilt his chin up. His eyes immediately find yours and they’re soft this time, making you melt a little inside. You reach forward, placing a slightly sticky kiss on his stubbly cheek. His skin feels hot and rough against your lips, addictive.

You whisper in his ear. “Offer still stands, by the way. Think about it. I know I will.”

You pull away as his hand comes up to his face. “Wha…” his voice trails off. You wink and walk back to your book, as if nothing has happened.

1 year ago

fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

1 year ago

𝐼 ♡︎ 𝑂𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑀𝑒𝑛

1 year ago
Ignore It And You Will Still Have The Best Year Ever Bc You Deserve Beautiful Things

ignore it and you will still have the best year ever bc you deserve beautiful things

1 year ago
Alastor Moody, Quick Sketch ✨

Alastor Moody, quick sketch ✨

1 year ago
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1 year ago
Everyone With Shaggy Hair Gets A Hair Tie Yes, This Applies To You Too, Moody 🙃

everyone with shaggy hair gets a hair tie yes, this applies to you too, Moody 🙃

1 year ago

I drew something

I Drew Something
1 year ago

price: i think you have PTSD

ghost: yeah i have PTSD

ghost: Proficient Talent for Sucking Di-

price: we ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

1 year ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE (especially my mutus <33)

1 year ago

Oh I feel that omg

Me seeing any dominant men :

"I want to top him"

1 year ago
Orson Krennic
Orson Krennic

Orson Krennic

1 year ago

Me seeing any dominant men :

"I want to top him"


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1 year ago

Imagine Dating L and rolling over in the middle of the night to ask him who orchestrated the Kennedy assassination.

1 year ago
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?

DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION?!?!?

Charles Dance as Raphael

1 year ago

Just read the messages with my name on "the uncent project"

I'm literally sobbing

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