Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.
Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.
Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”
I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.
i want to say that i'm not easy but that's so wrong. one "good boy" and i'm rubbing my thighs together fantasising about getting my back blown out by you. two "good boy"s and my pants are suddenly gone. past three "good boy"s you could use me however you want
Thinking about how he rubbed his strap against me until I was crying out and begging for him to be inside me. while he just laughed at my desperation and keept teasing.
Any big mutts wanna sink their teeth into some tboy flesh 🥺 Need to wake up with a set of pearly whites locked into my neck while I get used...
Hush
Kiss my worries away? Fuck my worries away? Choke my worries away? Sloppily makeout my worries away? Pound into my worries away? Tie me up my worries away? Breed me my worries away? Edge me my worries away? Overstimulate my worries away? Make me cum my worries away? Use me my worri-
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
Meeee!!!
my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
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18+ 27 FTM (HE/HIM) t4t/fag/dyke. I'm a poly, disabled communist ✌️(leftist but currently reading theory to become an educated comrade lol) Do not dm unless you're 21+ I won't interact if there's no age listed on your account
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