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I can't stop thinking about this post

gotta hand it to wildbow in some respects when it comes to brian. like. we have here Tall Buff Black Guy in Black Leather with Darkness Powers and it would have been so so so easy to make him into Generic Heartthrob Bad Boy #43568

but no.

he's a fucking square. he has sepia stock photos of trees in his landlord white and beige apartment. business major with 12 dogeared self help books kind of guy.

That's what happens when you give a little girl Path to Victory

i think important thing to note in worm is that Cauldrons plan fully succeeded. It wasn’t a very defined plan, but i think it’s worth mentioning that Scion was eventually stopped by Taylor (1) , who lived in the USA on earth Bet (2), who was a supervillain (3) for the first few months of her career, joined the Protectorate(4), was modified by Panacea (5) and managed to become incredibly powerful through her synergy with Clairvoyant and Doormaker (6), and defeated Scion using an army of every cape in existence (7).

(1) A character who was raised in a society indoctrinated with heroic values by cauldron)

(2) A society that only exists because of constant active intervention by cauldron

(3) A stable position in society that only exists because it was artificially created by cauldron for non conforming capes

(4) An organisation founded and maintained by cauldron

(5) An inhabitant of the birdcage, which was created by cauldron to store powerful parahumans in case their abilities could be used for situations like this

(6) Two very powerful capes specifically created by cauldrons human experimentation

(7) Several thousand of which only exist because of Cauldron directly

Like, there’s often a perception especially with new readers that Cauldron were incompetent and committed a bunch of human rights violations for no reason, until Taylor had to step in and use her mega cool powers to show them how it’s really done. But that’s just not accurate, because it’s not accounting for how much of the setting is directly tied to Cauldron. Without Cauldron, Taylor grows up in a post apocalyptic world, where capes have no expectations of using their powers to help others, and live even shorter and more brutal lives than in canon. Cauldrons plan was to maximise their odds of a bullshit power interaction being able to defeat Scion, and it worked! Everyone say thank you doctor mother right now

"Sometimes I feel like a discount Amy Dallon" I say to the judge about my parking ticket.

He has no idea what I am talking about, but my legal counsel whispers a few key facts in his ear, and his face hardens.

"I sentence you to death. Immediately."

Thank fuck, I barely manage not to say as he pulls out the pistol-

second game in the kids menu

thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

Children hospital jump scare. What the hell

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks