Damn Ok Lake Superior

keefe you're badly representing gay ass white boys right now you should be ashamed. back to your corner.

Please take care of yourself ❤️

damn maybe i should make a self care challenge post

Y/N- "B, you sure you don't have anymore trigger words left?"

Bucky- "Pretty damn sure" *cocky wink*

Y/N- *rounds the lounge chair to be behind him & bends down to his ear*

Bucky- ...

Y/N- "Good boy"

Bucky- *eyes roll back, inhales deeply* "... fuck"

Y/N- *already bolting for door, giggling as Bucky gets up*

I can’t get over this lmaooo

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god

Y/N: hey, am I pretty?

Bucky: I literally think you are one of the most beautiful things ever created in nature but you could say that too

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-