@winterfalconweek Day 3: Undercover/fake Dating 🕵🏻‍♂🕵🏾‍♂️

“You can run, but you can’t hideeeeee!” The monster chasing you calls out. But the monster doesn’t know that you are a marathon runner and so you just keep on running.

Your daily dose of cat memes

People trying to pathologize like eating sweets and jerking off is wild. "I stopped doing this thing that feels good and I want more now ?? So this is an addiction and I have to keep avoiding it until the craving goes away" no you just want to enjoy things because you're a human being. Chocolate and porn and whatever aren't, like. Meth. It won't kill you to feel good. You don't have to be a medieval monk

Marauders ethnicity headcanons 🗣️

Sirius Black and Regulus Black

Both French, they moved to London when Sirius was 11 and Regulus was 10 so they could attend Hogwarts, and so their parents could see the rest of their family who had moved a couple years prior (the black family is french but they were British about a thousand years ago, and it is tradition for all the children of the family to attend Hogwarts and not Beauxbatons)

Both of their first languages are french, and Sirius especially had a strong French accent when he started Hogwarts (doesn't really have it now)

James potter

Half Indian, half Guatemalan. They're one of the only poc pureblood families in the UK, and they are also considered blood traitors by majority of the families (in the same way the Weasley's are) unlike the Weasley's they are incredibly rich

James speaks both Spanish and Hindi but not as well as his parents would like him to (he also knows some other parts of different Indian languages from some of his mum's plethora of extended family)

Remus lupin

Half Brazilian and half Polish-Jewish

Speaks both languages

Peter Petigrew

English

Speaks English

Lily Evans

3/4 English 1/4 Ghanaian

Speaks English

Marlene McKinnon

Half Northern Irish, half Filipino

Speaks English, Tagalog is defo not her strong suit but she's trying

Mary MacDonald

Jamaican

Speaks English

Evan Rosier and Pandora Rosier

Half Fijian half French

Speaks English, and fluent French

Barty Crouch Jr.

Italian

Speaks English and Italian fluently

Dorcas Meadowes

Kenyan

Speaks English

reblog if watching and dreaming made you sob the entire runtime

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

“tonight, before midnight, the servant will set out to rejoin his master” but what if she was talking about wolfstar’s fucked up kinks

no words just 2005 Dean Winchester

Sirius, gay panicking and trying to shake the very intimate dream he had about Remus last night: You lot ever have dreams that just...make you question yourself?

James, thinking of the multiple dreams he's had of Regulus: Erm, no. I just dream about...Quidditch and stuff.

Peter: Once I dreamed that I was in rat form and a cat swallowed me whole. And when I went down its throat it was like a slide and then I landed in McGonagall's lap.

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: I'm gonna go ask Marlene.

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.