EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY

Alex "it's all in the hips" Claremont-Diaz:

B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls

I WANT THE FERAL

(Idk what’s happening in my brain rn)

Would genuinely sell my soul for SJM to write a little happy Rowaelin novella of them with their kids in the future

*or equally them dealing with their kids being absolutely feral

I don’t think he’d testify against him in the first place

I’m imagining Gus doing Shawn’s taxes or looking at them or something because Shawn’s like something’s off but I’m not sure what.

And Gus realizes they’re different because Shawn is apparently married according to the U.S government.

Something he as Shawn’s best friend would have known, and something Shawn definitely should have known.

But it turns out Pierre forged a marriage between him and Shawn so Shawn can’t testify against him in court.

Shawn does nothing to divorce him.

Xaden throughout onyx storm

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ALL THIS SHIT

These are all true.

Ugh I love them all

Aelin: “Get it? Because we should have died?”

They would totally make jokes like this and Rowan and Manon would be sick of their sh*t

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Commissions by @jesxart

NO ONE in that dome was breathing

I love them, your honor

Listen to me. Listen. There's a quiet wonderful family thing about Perry pretending to be completely dumb and mindless around the boys and yet they have flawlessly assimilated to A LOT of his character traits/quirks. Like he's leading this double life, but the life he shares with the boys is still HIM, and they've clocked onto how he ticks very well.

They trust him implicitly to get himself out of situations when they see he's gotten into them. They can tell he runs on some sort of Platypus schedule and subconsciously follow it until there's a deviation and they start to worry. They are totally respectful and give him lots of space to laze around and nap without bothering him directly. (couldn't be me)

They also can tell when he's having a bad dream based on the sounds he makes while sleeping. They know the exact right way to pet him for maximum enjoyment. They have an automatic awareness of his proximity while they're asleep because he likes to switch cuddle buddies during the night. They can even tell that he loves music - which, hardened secret agent or not, he actually does. I mean he will even dance by himself in his lair if good music is playing.

Perry likes to jump with them on trampolines!!

That one wasn't relevant to the discussion I just wanted it on the table because it's happened a few times I think, and that boy ACTIVELY participates.