Listen to me. Listen. There's a quiet wonderful family thing about Perry pretending to be completely dumb and mindless around the boys and yet they have flawlessly assimilated to A LOT of his character traits/quirks. Like he's leading this double life, but the life he shares with the boys is still HIM, and they've clocked onto how he ticks very well.
They trust him implicitly to get himself out of situations when they see he's gotten into them. They can tell he runs on some sort of Platypus schedule and subconsciously follow it until there's a deviation and they start to worry. They are totally respectful and give him lots of space to laze around and nap without bothering him directly. (couldn't be me)
They also can tell when he's having a bad dream based on the sounds he makes while sleeping. They know the exact right way to pet him for maximum enjoyment. They have an automatic awareness of his proximity while they're asleep because he likes to switch cuddle buddies during the night. They can even tell that he loves music - which, hardened secret agent or not, he actually does. I mean he will even dance by himself in his lair if good music is playing.
Perry likes to jump with them on trampolines!!
That one wasn't relevant to the discussion I just wanted it on the table because it's happened a few times I think, and that boy ACTIVELY participates.
Really fun laszlo/matt s6 collection posted by the official shadows insta 🦇
B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls
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Mkay so just thinking about the song «obsessed» and at first was like Violet about Cat then went no it’s 100% Xaden about Vi’s exes
No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????
WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.
Staring blankly at your sister outside her door if you catch her in ridiculous clothes and then walking away without saying anything is such a sibling move actually.
🐸 It's not easy being...in a toxic relationship with Miss Piggy
Watch the full episode on Dropout!
new animatic done, freshman year you'll always be famous
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Last one from the archives
Omg I started cackling
Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel