Chaol: Here’s A List Of Potentional Champions. They’re All Straight-laced And Well Respected Warriors.

I just started cackling

Should i cry or laugh???

Omg I started cackling

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

Just realizing my favorite male characters in books are sassy little shits

"You can't interfere!" Tynan shouts at Xaden.

"No, but I can narrate," Xaden retorts.

— Moments that made me get on board with Xaden

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

NO ONE in that dome was breathing

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;

Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!

Boromir: a giant what.

Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs

Boromir: no the fuck i do not??

Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.

The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.

My new favorite thing

And guns guns guns and freedom freedom.