Candace Flynn Is A Lot Like Sisyphus If You Think About It

Listen to me. Listen. There's a quiet wonderful family thing about Perry pretending to be completely dumb and mindless around the boys and yet they have flawlessly assimilated to A LOT of his character traits/quirks. Like he's leading this double life, but the life he shares with the boys is still HIM, and they've clocked onto how he ticks very well.

They trust him implicitly to get himself out of situations when they see he's gotten into them. They can tell he runs on some sort of Platypus schedule and subconsciously follow it until there's a deviation and they start to worry. They are totally respectful and give him lots of space to laze around and nap without bothering him directly. (couldn't be me)

They also can tell when he's having a bad dream based on the sounds he makes while sleeping. They know the exact right way to pet him for maximum enjoyment. They have an automatic awareness of his proximity while they're asleep because he likes to switch cuddle buddies during the night. They can even tell that he loves music - which, hardened secret agent or not, he actually does. I mean he will even dance by himself in his lair if good music is playing.

Perry likes to jump with them on trampolines!!

That one wasn't relevant to the discussion I just wanted it on the table because it's happened a few times I think, and that boy ACTIVELY participates.

Ugh I love this show so much

Starting a collection

Omg I started cackling

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes

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I didn’t think I could love him anymore

I saw this video on Instagram, and thought I'd share it here. I've been a bit absent posting lately (life's been crazy, sorry) but wanted to come back real quick to show this video with you guys. Viggo was literally the perfect Aragorn. Everything I hear from and about this guy makes me like him more. Everything he said here is absolutely true. It makes me wonder why so many groups think they're the good guys when they are actively doing what the villains do. This is why media literacy, knowledge of social issues, and an appreciation for fiction is important. Viggo's shirt also has an important message. I just love everything about this video.

And remember: 1) Free Palestine and 2) No one is illegal on stolen land.

I think also September 21st (specifically the night)

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sgaeyl: you know i'm not allowed to interfere

andarna: i know!

sgaeyl: there's other dragons around that you could call for help

andarna: i could!

sgaeyl: you can just bite those humans, run or fly away

andarna: i can!

sgaeyl: and you're just watching the girl risk her life?

andarna: yes!

sgaeyl: i can't tell you what to do - if i could, you wouldn't be here at all, but for the love of god, why aren't you doing anything?

andarna: i'm waiting for dad to come! :D

Mkay so just thinking about the song «obsessed» and at first was like Violet about Cat then went no it’s 100% Xaden about Vi’s exes

Alex "it's all in the hips" Claremont-Diaz:

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.