Me: *trying To Take My Socks Off But They Keep Getting Stuck On My Heel* Oh Fuck. Goddamnit.

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

Staring blankly at your sister outside her door if you catch her in ridiculous clothes and then walking away without saying anything is such a sibling move actually.

Dain: Sloane said yes!

Rhiannon: You're in deep shit...

Dain: Why...?

Violet: Because Liam isn't here to give a shovel talk. But Ridoc and I are. My office. Ten minutes. *Walks away*

Dain: Isn't that your office...?

Xaden: She figured you'd say that and gave me orders to tell you "Xaden basically ceded his throne when he sat me on it and said "My house, my chair, my woman" and now you have thirty seconds to get your ass in there upon the message's delivery."

NO ONE in that dome was breathing

Bwgahahahaha

Rowan: And DON’T do anything stupid that will get you killed.

Manon: We’re talking about you two, if that wasn’t obvious.

Aelin *standing next to Dorian*: What do you mean us two?

Rowan: WhAt dO yoU mEaN uS tWo? GEE AELIN, I WONDER.

Aelin:

Dorian:

Aelin *whispering loudly*: I think someone pissed in his bird seed this morning.

you know that episode of the office where they can’t find michael and dwight goes out with holly to look for him and holly knows michael so well, thinks so much like him, and she literally follows his path step by step exactly until she finds him ?

this is how i imagine the next book being

violet going to all the right places, always late but also always just a little closer, until finally. there he is. 🖤

I love them, your honor

The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;

Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!

Boromir: a giant what.

Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs

Boromir: no the fuck i do not??

Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.

The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.

October can’t come soon enough