"Wanda, why do you want me 'slow'ed?"
"BECAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING DEAD. I WANNA SEE YOU DIE FUCKING SLOWLY. I'M FUCKING FIGUEROTH FAETH AND YOU WASTED MY FUCKING SEASON! YOU WERE A WASTE OF TIME! YOU SUCK. YOU DON'T DESERVE A 9TH LEVEL SPELL. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS NOW, IT SUCKED THEN. THERE'S NO GENRE IN WHICH YOU CAN TAKE REFUGE. YOUR NATURAL SHITTINESS WILL LEAK INTO EVERY CHORD YOU PLAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH IS GONNA BE FUCKING SHORT."
Imagine being roasted by fig like that, ruben should have died right then tbh
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The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;
Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!
Boromir: a giant what.
Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs
Boromir: no the fuck i do not??
Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.
The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.
obligatory gnomeo and juliet crossover
Love these
LGBTQ+ Sweets Headers
please rb if saving :)
requests are open in the comments
NO ONE in that dome was breathing
Josh & Brennan, it's YOUR turn to give Zac some prompts
Watch the full episode on Dropout
The most Percy Jackson thing Percy has ever done.
Love the subtle fourth wall break
phineas and ferb + jokes about imitable behavior
I’m assuming this happens all the time
Rowaelin by @/j.sgrey
I think Rowan isn't a big fan of this kind of moments
I don’t think he’d testify against him in the first place
I’m imagining Gus doing Shawn’s taxes or looking at them or something because Shawn’s like something’s off but I’m not sure what.
And Gus realizes they’re different because Shawn is apparently married according to the U.S government.
Something he as Shawn’s best friend would have known, and something Shawn definitely should have known.
But it turns out Pierre forged a marriage between him and Shawn so Shawn can’t testify against him in court.
Shawn does nothing to divorce him.