Bartylus Where Both Of Them Are Terrified Of Fucking Up Their Friendship Because They Are Ridiculously

ok rosewater but its Regulus as a doctor/healer (some medical job) and Evan as being a mad scientist type so Regulus uses his job to help Evan do medical malpractice

#HAHA THAT'S LITERALLY THEM

Nalu antics. They are stupidly adorable 🤣

My headcanon of Evan, is him being the type of person to ruin Regulus' relationships one by one, and have Barty kiss everything better. He's playing the long game.

It's him. It's Barty. And it's Regulus.

But Regulus is a flight risk. They all promised they'd be each other's forevers but Evan doesn't trust Regulus the way he trusts Barty. Regulus still wants Sirius back, James is lurking behind every corner trying to talk to him all the time. Regulus thinks he can commit but can't.

So Evan doesn't want to give him the chance to break their deal. He leaves no room for even the slightest possibility of it. Honestly, he doesn't know how he'll deal with a betrayal from Regulus. Just thinking about it makes him want to go out and get his knuckles bloody. Makes him want to hear the squelch of blood beneath his fists.

It's a sobering thought, realizing he might end up killing Regulus if he breaks his promise. Regulus the rabbit, always poised to run.

But he can't. He promised to keep Barty and Regulus safe. He fucking loves them. They're his.

Kill Regulus, and he loses Barty too.

So... He needs to cut off the loose ends in Regulus' life. Keep him away from his cunt of a brother. Have Barty soothe the ouchies and have him wipe away the tears. And he'll watch and decide what to do next.

It's a miracle Regulus is still who he is despite everything he's lost and been through. It's an impossibility made possible that he can look at them, broken, twisted people in his life — and smile and say, "Come here, let me hold you."

It makes him sick that they walk right into his arms like lost dogs. But Regulus walked into their arms as well. He chose them. He's theirs as much as they belong to him. There's no walking away.

**I write them nasty ♥️. Here, have some more.

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

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idk if its bc pilis been sick or because pangis been up till like 2 am so often lately but pangili have gotten incredibly soft. pili breathes and pangis like oh yeah no worries sorry hang on let me do that for you ill just make this whole farm and also do this and dont worry its gonna be okay youre gonna be okay

Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

Evan: what do u mean bro

Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

Evan: bro

Barty: bro

It’s heartbreaking how Pangi and Ros's stories mirror each other now that they've both been consumed by grief, yet they diverge in such stark ways. Pangi, has finally embraced the violence he once held back from, while Ros, who has always struggled with direction, finally made the hardest choice of their life—to walk away.

Both were deeply loyal and gave everything. Yet neither could save the ones they loved most and now are completely untethered. Pangi has bloodshed as his outlet, a path fueled by rage and loss. But Ros? She is stepping into the unknown, without the faction that once defined them. And in some ways, that uncertainty is even more terrifying.

It’s tragic, yet poetic—one turns to bloodshed, the other to solitude. Pangi has fury to guide him, but Ros- Ros walks a path with no map