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I love the idea of Sirius thinking Regulus is like an annoying victorian child with a stick up his ass who'll drop dead at the sound of a sex joke being told, turning up his nose at anything vulgar, while Regulus is actually whoring himself to half of Slytherin and sniffing coke off Bellatrix's pinky nail at family events

Can we get on the Regulus is the bad influence when it comes to bartylus train pls

Like they meet and Bartys all like "father says you and your family are no good"

And Regulus is all like "do you listen to everything your father says?"

Cause even though regulus also listens to his parents, he sees potential in barty that is the exact opposite of what barty crouch sr wants, and he just needs to help barty get there

Like in regulus's head his parents are respectable and barty crouch sr is not

Regulus is the start of Bartys descent into madness

okay but like a mid 2000s au with rosestarkiller as a focus would be so good

like all of them are in the scene but in different ways

barty has his hair spiked and gives himself stick and pokes in the middle of class but has perfect grades.

evan comes to school each week with a new piercing and reads anatomy books instead of paying attention in class. he also just does not talk anytime the teacher tries to call on him he justs stares till they move on. evans just the weirdo who is in some band with people he knows outside of school.

regulus is soso emo. he has angel fangs and writes poetry in his death note book. if you piss him off you are getting a full page of carefully written insults stuffed into your locker.

save me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg…. if you can hear me weird fucked up love triangle + mutual ruination bartyevanreg—

Regulus who let's Barty take him out on Valentine's day cause even though him and Rabastan are together he didn’t explicitly ask to be Regulus's valentine while Barty got him white roses painted red and heart shaped sour candy

Wait...cause what about minor age gap bartylus, like only 2-3 years but Barty has got a terrible crush on Regulus, yknow he's older, kinda forbidden cause his father tells him the Black's are all awful, beautiful without doubt, smart, and even great at quidditch. Regulus catches on because he's trained himself to know who's eye he catches, Barty isn't his usual type, he's younger when Regulus prefers older, but he's cute and has this nerdy, loser daddy's boy charm, and Regulus realizes he can corrupt that, he sees Barty's potential and knows what strings to pull to get Barty there. Regulus starts hanging around Barty more often, whispering in his ear, and Barty is eating it up, falling deeper, becoming more and more infatuated. What Regulus doesn't realize is that he's getting attached, and at some point, he can't picture a life without Barty. Barty is his, he keeps Barty's hair, pictures and blood vials and a t-shirt all tucked away for safe keeping in his dresser.

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”

But it’s Regulus, who’s the best quidditch player in Slytherin and Barty, who reads muggle philosophy when he’s bored

Regulus “I wasn’t in love with Barty” Black having Barty being mad at him as his biggest nightmare LMAO

cheaters bartylus live in my head rent free. They can't keep their hands off of each other. Regulus gets into a new relationship every few months, and every single time, he tells barty that they have to stop, that he wants this one to work out. But every single time, regulus manages to find himself back in barty’s bed and a head between his thighs.

"It wasn’t the worst thing in the world, kissing the devil" - Barty after his first kiss with Regulus, still young and following his father's ideology, believing that the Black's are the worst family around, but finding himself thinking that Regulus may not be all that bad (he's wrong, Regulus is going to ruin him and he's going to be thankful for it)

Evan who’s been told his whole life ‘Regulus is a good girl, and a Black at that. I’m sure if you behave you’ll be able to have her hand when you’re of age,’ and that kept him going and loyal for so long just because the idea of being able to marry his friend who actually understood him and being able to protect them both by their pact signed with rings over having them be forced to marry other, lesser nobles and being separated forever just gave him hope like nothing else. And it could happen, it really could, if they were both good and played their parts they could be together forever!

But then Sirius had to fuck everything up for both of them. He couldn’t stand to ruin just his own life, he had to drag regulus down with him. Now regulus will be forced to marry someone of higher stature than the Rosier’s no matter what, the most traditional and most accomplished pureblood they can find, to breed with as fast as possible just to create better heirs and have someone fit to take the seat Sirius left behind because a girl like regulus can’t.

Evan who has a very personal and visceral hatred for Sirius Black because the life he had planned for himself and Regulus was completely ruined only by his hands. They could have made it. They were so close to making it. If Sirius could have understood responsibility and kept his fucking duties in check like everyone else Evan could have married the love of his life and pleased their families in one go.

Evan choosing to assert his power and name to his and Regulus’ parents by getting the dark mark is Sirius’ fault. Regulus following behind despite Evan telling him to stay back is Sirius’ fault. Everything. Is Sirius’ fault. Evan will never stop being angry, Evan will never forgive him.

ok rosewater but its Regulus as a doctor/healer (some medical job) and Evan as being a mad scientist type so Regulus uses his job to help Evan do medical malpractice

ok rosewater but its Regulus as a doctor/healer (some medical job) and Evan as being a mad scientist type so Regulus uses his job to help Evan do medical malpractice

closeted mtf regulus who can't come out because she's the only heir x evan with a feminizing kink

Rosestarkiller with asexual sadist Evan cutting up and breaking barty on a surgery table whenever he’s feeling freaky and regulus being the one to gently patch him up and bathe him and bring him to a warmer bed after and Barty feeling equally as loved by both treatments

rosestarkiller has such a “we saw you across the psych ward and we liked ur vibe” energy to it that I love

Barty, Evan, and regulus traveling the world hunting cryptids and ghosts

I feel like a large part of the dynamic between Evan Regulus and Barty is how out of pocket and codependent they are, but like in such a chaotic and silly way sometimes. Like for example, Evan and Barty operate on the ‘favorite system’ which is pretty much like treating your mom as base in tag but regulus is the mother in this situation. Like when they get in a squabble or are just being stupid they run around regulus like he’s base and regulus could not be bothered at all. But the ‘favorite’ thing comes in because depending on the day, regulus is much more willing to let one of them slide than the other solely because it’s funny to watch the one not being favored get upset about it. There’s no rhyme or reason to who he picks as his ‘favorite’ that day and they can’t bribe him to change his mind, it’s just a fact of their life that some days Evan can get away with murder and get head pats instead of a talking to or an eye roll no matter what he does while other days it’s Barty that gets the privilege. It’s custom that whoever realizes they’re the favorite is an absolute menace about it the rest of the day. They rub it in the loser’s face in any way they can, and the loser usually just pouts about it because it doesn’t matter and they’ll get a turn later. It’s completely for shits and giggles and doesn’t actually influence any of the threes’ opinions on each other or moods at all, it’s literally just juvenile fun that they take seriously for the bit.

you with the dark curls (regulus), you with the watercolor eyes (evan), you who bares all your teeth in every smile (barty)

I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr

Barty and Dorcas are chaotic. Regulus and Evan are unsettling. Pandora is chaotic and unsettling. They all work so well together and people are very on the edge around each of them because you never know what to expect especially if they are in pairs or all together.

Evan is dominant in that he needs you to know you are below him, if you fight him too much he’ll just leave. He believes he is above everyone with no hesitance or doubt and you will learn to agree if you’re going to spend any time close to him. Whether it’s sexual or romantic or platonic or even professional, you will learn. He’s not like regulus or Barty, he can’t bend himself backwards towards a facade of weakness for the sake of a safe place for vulnerability, he doesn’t have vulnerability.

Regulus is dominant in that he needs to control every aspect of your life or he will kill himself. You don’t have to know that he controls your life but you do have to conform to it and you do have to be happy about it. He truly believes his love for someone means he has a claim over them. (It’s one of the many traits and beliefs he inherited directly from Orion.) He’s not like Evan where he needs to own you, but you need to need him.

Barty is dominant in that he needs you in arms reach at all times and if you try to run he will chase you until you either put him down or he puts you down. He doesn’t want to control you, he doesn’t want you to need him, he needs you to want to stay. He’s not like regulus where he needs you to submit to him, he needs you to choose him every time without wavering. No matter what he puts you through, what you put him through, you will be forever if you stay.

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

regulus and barty who have the same piercings but on opposite sides of each other.. that’s it. they just want to look like one whole

platonic or romantic those two are soulmates and no will take them away from me

half asleep regulus whining and calling barty baby so he stays in bed with him (he get's cold when barty isn't there)

barty crouch jr.

Bartylus but it's not all "Barty being annoying and Regulus being pissy"

Bartylus but Barty is the only one who can make Reg giggle after Sirius ran away

Bartylus but Regulus is the one to stroke Barty's hair and tell him it'll be okay after his mom dies

Bartylus but Barty is the only person Regulus lets be clingy and overly touchy to him

Bartylus but Regulus is the only person Barty trusts with his deepest darkest fears

Bartylus, man

I need Barty to not fuck up at the end of Goblet of Fire so that he continues roleplaying Moody to gather intel on the Order of the Phoenix so that he gets to go be miserably heart broken in Regulus’ room. So he can read Regulus’ poetry notebooks. So he can look at his Hogwarts yearbooks. So he can find the final love letter Regulus had run out of time to send Barty. So he can add notes to his poetry notebook that he will never stop loving him.

Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

Evan: what do u mean bro

Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

Evan: bro

Barty: bro

Remus: When you die, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for everyone else

Remus, turning to James and Sirius: It’s the same when you’re bloody stupid