Pangi: I Know That, Pili. Because You Can't Kill Me.

mspaint posting

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

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MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Gray gets the credit for clearing Juvia's skies but her saying this to Lucy about the guild is very cute and important too

just a bee and an enderman having funky lil adventures

Evan is dominant in that he needs you to know you are below him, if you fight him too much he’ll just leave. He believes he is above everyone with no hesitance or doubt and you will learn to agree if you’re going to spend any time close to him. Whether it’s sexual or romantic or platonic or even professional, you will learn. He’s not like regulus or Barty, he can’t bend himself backwards towards a facade of weakness for the sake of a safe place for vulnerability, he doesn’t have vulnerability.

Regulus is dominant in that he needs to control every aspect of your life or he will kill himself. You don’t have to know that he controls your life but you do have to conform to it and you do have to be happy about it. He truly believes his love for someone means he has a claim over them. (It’s one of the many traits and beliefs he inherited directly from Orion.) He’s not like Evan where he needs to own you, but you need to need him.

Barty is dominant in that he needs you in arms reach at all times and if you try to run he will chase you until you either put him down or he puts you down. He doesn’t want to control you, he doesn’t want you to need him, he needs you to want to stay. He’s not like regulus where he needs you to submit to him, he needs you to choose him every time without wavering. No matter what he puts you through, what you put him through, you will be forever if you stay.

Bad watching the Pili/Pangi tellanovela

Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

he was just a hungry little boy :")

In the attempt of show u my swaggy arts here..

Hi I’m galat!! I make a lot of mcyt art esp of Karl and the beeduo :] !

Ros: Do you even have like, a family?

Pili: No. I am his family.

Pangi: That hits a little close to home, Ros.

Ros: Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry- [Giggles] Oh no, I feel bad..

Pangi: [Laughing] No, it’s ok! It’s ok.

Pili: It’s ok, it’s ok, you know why? I am his family!

Ros: Awh- Oh..Aww!

Pangi: Yep! Mhm!

Pili: Yup, us furries we stick together.

Pangi: Im not a furry! I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry Ros.

Ros: You know what, you’re valid, you’re valid for that!

Pangi: Valid for what-?

Ros: What am I? Am I a fruit, I’m just a cucumber! (it’s not in this clip but Pili called her a fruit cake)