Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
Tr!Pangi saying - "That rush of adrenaline when I killed was so thrilling. I'm starting to miss it. But I can't just kill anyone on the street you know, it has to be well thought out like Dexter. Slow and well thought out"
"I can't just keep killing them for no reason. That's when you get greedy. I want that rush and excitement back. If I just kill anybody, it won't be as meaningful. They have to sin first before I sin back"
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
crying 😭😭😭 saw this on pinterest and like--
Pili: There’s an axe, there’s a shovel, but no pickaxe.
Pangi: [Sniggers] Hello, voice chat invite.
Pili: Pleaseeee…pleaseee..please make me a new pickaxe.
Pangi: Hey man!
Pili: OH, oh, uhm. Hey Pangi bro what’s up, can you make me a new pickaxe-
Pangi: [Cackling]
Bad: Hey, is there water falling thing down there.
Pili: Yeah there’s water.
Pangi: Yeah, of course Pili I’ll get you uh-
Evan is dominant in that he needs you to know you are below him, if you fight him too much he’ll just leave. He believes he is above everyone with no hesitance or doubt and you will learn to agree if you’re going to spend any time close to him. Whether it’s sexual or romantic or platonic or even professional, you will learn. He’s not like regulus or Barty, he can’t bend himself backwards towards a facade of weakness for the sake of a safe place for vulnerability, he doesn’t have vulnerability.
Regulus is dominant in that he needs to control every aspect of your life or he will kill himself. You don’t have to know that he controls your life but you do have to conform to it and you do have to be happy about it. He truly believes his love for someone means he has a claim over them. (It’s one of the many traits and beliefs he inherited directly from Orion.) He’s not like Evan where he needs to own you, but you need to need him.
Barty is dominant in that he needs you in arms reach at all times and if you try to run he will chase you until you either put him down or he puts you down. He doesn’t want to control you, he doesn’t want you to need him, he needs you to want to stay. He’s not like regulus where he needs you to submit to him, he needs you to choose him every time without wavering. No matter what he puts you through, what you put him through, you will be forever if you stay.
RUN MY GUY RUN ‼️
if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when there’s drama badboyhalo will follow it like a shark scenting blood
The more I think about the implications of Pangili being a therapist and a patient the more I think they're kinda Harley Quinn and Joker coded.......
Bc yesterday trPangi told trRos that trPili has "always been insane" and that they met in his therapy office. The way he said it kinda sounded like he was bragging about knowing trPili's mind, like that insanity is a big part of what he loves in trPili mmmh...
The aides were lying, there's no peace in the castle's garden.
Woohoo! I've finished a sketch with a new coloring style! I've been busy lately and forgot the existence of Tumblr.
On another note, I've opened commissions! Please PM me if you're interested!
↓ The same art but with text ↓
The queen can never be mad at them for long.