Regulus “I Wasn’t In Love With Barty” Black Having Barty Being Mad At Him As His Biggest Nightmare

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

#Theyre literally such besties hate ppl who think Juvia hates Lucy like LOOK AT THEM

Everyone shut up and look at them

Give Luvia the love it deserves

irl george content my beloved

barty threatening regulus (who is together w james) with a gun pointed to regulus' face and tells him to suck his cock and records the whole thing

Barty, Evan, and regulus traveling the world hunting cryptids and ghosts

Derapchu: I wanna make out with you. Let’s leave Pili behind, can I just like-

Pangi: What do you mean, since when were me and Pili making out, hello?!

Derapchu: Dude I feel like you’re gay. Dude. I mean like, you know. I feel like it was fate for me to see that clip of you uh, blushing to Pili. Uhm.

Pangi: What do you mean it was fate? Are you crying??

Derapchu: No..

Pangi: Dude are you alright??

Derapchu: No I’m fine!!

if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when there’s drama badboyhalo will follow it like a shark scenting blood

Sirius would have a praise kink ‘cause he never got any as a child

And Reg would have a degradation kink because he got too much praises for doing disgusting things as a child

Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

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