Bruh This Pose Is So Fruitalicious Slaytasic Tengen Is As Straight As A The Road To El Dorado Like What

AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

BRUH HEAR ME OUT

Fuck you

I've got problems with you

I'm taking you home and raising you as my own

STEP ON ME MOMMY

I had this really cool dream last night.

So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.

Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.

Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.

Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.

Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.

"Signora asked too many questions."

"Ayaka stole your attention from me."

"Kuni got in the way."

Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.

A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.

To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.

Okay So This Happened

I was at lunch with my friends, and my singular male friend Carter and I started talking about MHA. I have little education pertaining to the fandom, but he's a total weeb about it.

He told me Bakugo doesn't deserve love.

He deadass looked me in the eyes and told me that a character that is SUPPOSED to be written as an antagonist in Japanese standards doesn't deserve love.

Bakugo simps, don't come for me, his words, not mine

My tumblr pfp is my cat and my discord pfp is a bird

Wilbur loves bringing me birds, that thing is getting fucked in the cloaca

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

I have finally figured out the real reason Kojiro wears so little

He has the body heat of a hummingbird, and Kaoru is the exact opposite. No matter how many layers he wears, he will always be chilly. So Kojiro doesn't wear a shirt under his jacket so he can more efficiently do his duty as a human space heater!

Always keep your boyfriend at room temperature! 

Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)

MEANWHILE KAORU:

OKAYOKAYOKAY- IMAGINE THIS.

Komi Can't Communicate, but it's KOJIRO Can't Communicate.

I am an avid supporter of socially awkward shy dork DK Kojiro and it shows.

Gurl I'm boutta take your Sobble privileges

pov: you have too much free time

this is probably very inaccurate but I had a brain fart and just did it