Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

Do’s and Dont’s of an abusive relationship

1. Don’t

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

Hermione: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?

Ron: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

When I'm Skinny (boy edition)

• Hair dye • Combat boots • Loose skinny jeans • Not being about to give my sweater to people because it’s to small on them • Lip piercing like Frankie • Jaw Line • cheek bones • Looking smol in boxers • Play video games without looking lazy • Get the girl • Get the Boy • Get all the genders because I’m pans • Wear makeup without looking dumb • Skinny boys make great boyfriends • Piggy back rides from my s/o • Smol boy • Wallet chains look best on small boys

Draco: you like bad boys, huh?

Harry: yeah

Draco: tell him, Pansy

Pansy: *points at Draco* he’s just the absolute worst