Alexblakehusband - Oliver

JJ: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Emily: *mouth full of donuts* no.

JJ: Then what's the white powder on your jeans?

Emily: That's cocaine.

coulson: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident

yoyo: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and daisy didn’t notice it, so i said “margarida, deer!”

may: and???

yoyo: tell them what you said daisy

daisy: “yes, dear?”

literally one of my favorite lines ever

Derek : “how bad?”

JJ : “ Florida ”

*spongebob narrator voice* later that evening....

god you must forgive me i dont control the things that i think anymore

i hate ai but well........... LET THEM KISS

i love the fact that they always fight like a married couple but still is the most platonic friendship in the show so far

“yeah but you did imply that he was gonna be grilled for an eternity on the devil’s barbecue 💀💀💀”

casey novak they could never make me hate your sassy lesbian ass

aubrey: can i call you minute?

chloe: hm.. what?

aubrey: I MEan without the ut

*attempt to wink seductively*

beca: SHE'S TRYING TO FLIRT? *explodes in laughter*

stacie: OH MY god this is so sweet, somebody take a picture of this PLEASE

aubrey: i hate you ALL

*tries to leaves but chloe doesn't let her*

chloe: YES, yes you hm can call me yours, i mean mine but like you're calling me mine bc im yours and you-

aubrey: I WILL, call you uh mine

*chloe blushes deeply*

stacie: JUST KISS ALREADY jesus

theyre on their break up era guys dont worry

AGENTS OF SHIELD (2013 - 2020) S05E20, The One Who Will Save Us All

JJ: Emily how come none of this gets to you?

Emily *what tf does she expect me to say: I don't know what you mean

JJ: You came of of a desk job, now your in the fieild surrounded by mutilated bodies and you don't even flinch

Hotch, Ominously, behind her: She's right you don't even blink

Emily, *I still don't know what to say, ohh yeah I never had a desk job, I worked internationally to hunt terrorists and I have probably save your lives countless times without you guys know, except I can't tell you that cause its classified. : I guess I compartmentalise better than most

Criminal Minds : Relavaltions 2x15