Aubrey Posen - Blog Posts
aubrey: chloe and i are dating now
stacie: yeah we've known that for a while now
aubrey: we just started?
beca: then what the fuck were you doing before that?
beca: you know that voice of morality and reason in your head?
chloe and fat amy simultaneously: you mean the one that sounds like aubrey?
aubrey, just getting home from work: what are you doing?
beca, standing on a table: this is my house, i can stand wherever i want in it
aubrey, rolling up his sleeves: where's the spider?
beca nearly crying: under the table.
prompt: junksen kissing
AUBREY POSEN & CHLOE BEALE
PITCH PERFECT 1 & PITCH PERFECT 3
she's so ? reall but i love her
I never clocked how ridiculous it is when Aubrey says, "Beca I'm glad you're here." as if she wasn't sitting at Beca's desk.
"Oh, Beca, funny seeing you here."
SHE LIVES THERE AUBREY!
bemily au ↬ beca finally had the courage to ask emily on a date even though she thinks she doesn't feel the same way.
ps: she obviously does.
extra:
the hug from this perspective is way more cute 😭
aubrey: can i call you minute?
chloe: hm.. what?
aubrey: I MEan without the ut
*attempt to wink seductively*
beca: SHE'S TRYING TO FLIRT? *explodes in laughter*
stacie: OH MY god this is so sweet, somebody take a picture of this PLEASE
aubrey: i hate you ALL
*tries to leaves but chloe doesn't let her*
chloe: YES, yes you hm can call me yours, i mean mine but like you're calling me mine bc im yours and you-
aubrey: I WILL, call you uh mine
*chloe blushes deeply*
stacie: JUST KISS ALREADY jesus
aubrey: wait, are you flirting with me?
chloe: have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing.
emily: tell me something that i dont know
stacie: the sentence "are you as bored as i am?" can be said backwards, and still make sense
emily: am i as- STACIE YOU'RE A GENIUS!
*stacie blushing immediately*
beca: oh god they do match each other freak
aubrey: it's kinda cute tho
chloe: pleASE IT'S ADORABLE
spot the difference i dare you
its 1 am im graduating tomorrow and im laughing my ass off with this chaubrey fanfic where chloe wants to tell without telling aubrey that shes in love with her and ask BECA for help ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAAAAAAANT