Jeanne Is Rotting My Brain Once Again, So I Made This.

hotch: im recently divorced

emily:

emily: okay, congratulations?

jj: EMILY! he's trying to ask you out

emily: no he is not–

hotch is blushing so hard that his face is a complete red:

emily: OH MY GOD YOU ARE! YES PLEASE I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU–

derek: my god they are a disaster

Y'know I see the second part of this scene posted alot- I mean it's high-key iconic and so funny lmao but the context makes it an surprisingly sweet scene actually. The team is checking an planecrash up so that obviously triggers Kate, and because Spencer sees her she is pretty much put on a spot where she has to share WHY this affects her so much (remember what this job is.) and because of that, she doesn't wants Spencer or anyone else to act as she is made of glass because of it.

So Spencer's line isn't "I had it harder than you I dunno sis 🤷🏽‍♀️" it's his way of making her know nothing would change between her and the rest of the team, just like it didn't change with him. She was put on a position where she had to sharee what she DIDN'T want to mere days (weeks?) after meeting these people, so he decided to share as well so she wouldn't feel alone and uncomfortable.

Also notice how he didn't mention that his dad left him, that is because they are talking about losing people they love-

Anyways Spencer the only man ever.

A COMINT !!

LOVE MY GIRLS

“You are my queen, Tara Lewis.” ~ Penelope Garcia at some point after season 15

Tara and Penelope requested by anon. Thank you so much for this request!

aubrey: wait, are you flirting with me?

chloe: have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing.

there's something about the cm fandom that really scares me. within the fandom, there are various mini-fandoms where certain headcanons are practically canon for those people, and sometimes when someone doesn't share the same opinions as them, they tend to act aggressively or even judgmentally, and i hate that. often i hold back from posting or saying something bc of fear of this kind of thing, it's kind of sad.

rossi: what's the craziest thing you've ever done sober?

alex: got married

penelope: what's the best thing you've ever done drunk?

alex: got divorced

*derek gives alex a high five*

jj: i got you gurl

i need her to come n say smart things in my ear

Alex in The Silencer

The trio that never was:

Elle Greenaway: Fuck men.

Emily Prentiss: Fuck the police.

Alex Blake: Now class as many linguists will tell you words commonly have multiple meanings and these statements can go either way. However, fascinatingly, these two statements are meant to be interpreted literally in both ways based on context we gather from the speaker's perspective.

Alex Blake: Any Questions?

JJ: I volunteer.

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought