Tara: I’m The Smartest, Wisest Person In This Group.

bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?

edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:

evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:

henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:

karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:

howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:

maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:

may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:

athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?

bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?

athena looks at everyone:

athena: nothing 😊

If I had a nickel for everytime Adrianne Palicki played a totally BA character in one of my shows who is still in love with her ex-husband and 'has to' work with him because she got him the job, I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice

Derek: Why am I not a banana?

Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.

Derek: Really?

Reid: Yes, really.

Derek: That's cool.

Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.

im SCREAMING

A FIGHTING BULL LIKE MOI LOOKS FOR NOTHING ELSE.

Penelope Garcia in 9x22 “Fatal.”

Criminal Minds | 5.03 | The Reckoner

wouldn’t we all

I would literally die to protect Caroline

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought

Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box

they have chemistry 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

I’m not going to lie, I ship this.

Please don’t attack me.