Latest Posts by alia-atreideez - Page 5

how many people have now told you that it was a lungfish?

lungfish aren’t real, how could a lung be a fish? That’s a made up fish.

It’s literally a sturgeon, it’s just blurry.

Feyd Rautha has so many edits on tik tok rn, even freshly peeled he is irresistible to the people.

watching true detective season 1

the real crime is how many times I've been forced to watch woody harrelson have sex

these two meet and immediately start fucking

HELP.

this can't be possible

Anyone have advice for how to be goth?

I feel like I would be such a pretty goth.

Usopp wtf

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

this can't be possible

The neighbors upstairs are having sex and the sounds she’s making are so fake. Girl you do not have to try that hard.

Writing smut, this is so much fun :)

Andrew Wyeth (American, 1917–2009) - The attic

If they wanted us to stop cyber bullying, they shouldn’t have given it such a cool name.

Here it is. My family’s unabridged list of beach house names.

- The Ship Hole

- Shell Hath No Fury Like a Mermaid Scorned

- Seagulls Just Wanna Have Fun

- Sea You in Shell

- Valley of the Dolphins

- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sea-crets

- Kelp!

- Seagull, Interrupted

- High School Music-gull

- America’s Coast Wanted

- The Make-a-Fish Foundation

- Their Eyes Were Watching Cod

- Ship N’ Whales

- Anglers in America

- Donnie Sharko

- Zero Shark Thirty

- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Coast

- The Codfather and the Codfather part II (it’s a duplex)

- Alcoholics Anenomies

- Sleeping with the Anemone

- You’ve been Surfed

- Great Fish-spectations (?)

- Water You Doing Here (????)

- Like A Sturgeon

- I Don’t Think You’re ready for this Jelly(fish)

- Sand Trek: The Next Generocean

- Sand Trek: Deep Sea 9

- Sand Trek: The Original Sea-ries

- Krilling in the Name

- System of a Clownfish

- Taxi Diver

- Rowbert Denirboat (this is not a good name for a house)

- Dog Bay Afternoon

- Don’t Ask Don’t Shell

- MT-Sea’s the Reel World

- Tuna Turner (this is also not a good name for a house)

- Going Coastal

- Row v. Wave

- Sea Something, Sand Something

The most valid iwtv take I’ve seen thus far

The cunty little suit thing in the intro

WAKE UP LADIES!!!!! NEW NANAMI CRUMBS!!!!!

I hate it when anime breaches containment like this.

-From The Collected Histories of Duncan Idaho by The Princess Irulan

I’m so happy for them

[Image Description: Castiel from Supernatural is saying I love you, underneath is an image of Dean Winchester with the caption: “After four months of striking the WGA has a reached a tentative agreement & finalizing the contract. If all goes well writers will get to return to work with better pay and protections. They did it. Go unions”]

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computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

I can’t fucking take it anymore, actually

Dune girls only have two moods:

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

“I support women’s wrongs! <3” okay are they wrongs? Or is it righteous violence after suffering years of micro-aggressions and abuse simply for the crime of being a woman?

A women’s wrong would be, like, racism

im just a girl

hey, so good news—

Every week wondering if gojo is going to survive is going to kill me

Really struggling rn, I want to turn the gas on so bad