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the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians

me: ok

the mechanisms: do you promise to love them

me: yes of course

the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

IM USUAL

I listened to Redeath by the Mechanisms and i dont understand what i am feeling but it sure is something and i want to feel it for the rest of my life

Actaea and Lyssa by the Mechanisms. You agree, reblog.

Ah yes my favorite music genre: lovecraftian chanting

I keep telling y'all I love this meme

yo mister white I’ve got a new friend. she’s a doctor. she gave me an interesting prescription uhhhhh what was it again? ohhh ya ya right half an ounce of lead to be injected into the brain. & it wasn’t a prescription for me. Bitch

“There is a Jane Prentiss in my basement”

- the wasps’ nest, probably

i think there should be more major hatter/major hare fanfics.

I would like to go one step further from the 'jonny just pulled out a harmonica after his dads death' thing and say that he did that for all of his kills. even the casino.

i like to think the moon kaiser was wearing nike sneakers, so jonny was trying to chew through the shoe...

FLEET AT FIFTY THOUSAND MILES THERES NOWHERE THAT THEY CANNOT TRACK NAVIGATION SYSTEMS CANT COMPILE BUT WE WONT LET THEM TAKE US BACK FORWARD PLASMS BANKS OFFLINE THEN WE DIE WHEN THEY ATTACK ESCAPE PODS ARE WORKING FINE

sun HUNGRY feed it ENTIRE SPACE STATION

me the whole day: "that's it, I'm shifting tonight!"

me later in the evening, after completing the first step of my method:

Fuck you, Out didn’t happen.

Oh? Nastya had a breakdown and tried to leave via airlock? No she didn’t. Jonny and her had hot chocolate.

Nastya argued with Jonny? Nope. They hugged and made cake.

Nastya doesn’t love Aurora anymore because she thinks her girlfriend is dead? Hm, no. That didn’t happen. They kissed very lovingly because women.

It's unfortunate that Oedipus is known mainly for killing his father and marrying his mother when 1. neither of those things were his fault and 2. he's so much more interesting than just that.

"mostly fine"

I have bad days but Oedipus had several worse ones and turned out mostly fine...

violence and polyamory on the starship aurora

Credit: Pinterest

Zane Ninjago 🤝 Drumbot Brian

Robot guy who can predict the future for reasons that are never in any way explained

ok but the mechanisms do not have to have such fucking lyrics.

"children then look as aging men, but have not learned the words to cry". what the fuck

Jonny D'Ville voice: thats so sad, Mechs, play the sickest instrumental every to grace these unfortunate mortals' ears

picking a favourite mechanisms song is literally impossible

the closest you can get to forcing me to choose one is to ask me to make my decision based purely on the vibes of that precise moment

call me martin blackwood with how in love i am with jon archivist

not!sasha goes by any pronouns except for they/them

because she is not!them

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