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it’s always hi how are you and never do you want to introduce me to a mechs album and pause every 2 seconds to explain the plot/puns/irrelevant but cool extra info :/
I want someone to be my stars and I want someone to be my night why can't I have what they have
My friends: *saying literally anything*
Me, who's been obsessed with TMA for about two to three years now: THERE'S ACTUALLY ONE EPISODE WHERE THIS HAPP-
Him <3
As an individual who is in obsessed with Spiderman and Cowboys/rdr2 separately, discovering Web-Slinger in ATSV was life-changing
im losing btw.
reblog to turn the person you reblogged this from into a fucking vampire ^-^
can you stop talking about your holes?
I’m fine! *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* listens to narcissus under the knife *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narci—
Red dead redemption 2 am I right fellas???!
Point 1: Dracula is set in the 1890s.
Point 2: Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in 1899.
Point 3: Dracula’s characters include the cowboy Quincey Morris, whose good good friend is named Arthur.
Point 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 canonically has a vampire in it, whom the player character Arthur can hunt and kill.
Conclusion: ????
ULYSSES DIES AT DAWN! AT LEAST, THAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET FROM THOSE WHAT SAW WHAT WENT DOWN AT CALYPSO’S. NOW LISTEN UP, 'CAUSE WE’VE GOT A LABYRINTHINE TWISTED TASK OF A TALE TO TELL, AND IF YOU DON’T KEEP UP, YOU MIGHT GET LOST. FIRST, TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS ALL GOES DOWN, YOU’VE GOT TO KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE PLANET WE’RE TALKING OF. SEE, ON THIS PLANET, THERE WAS A CITY, GRIM OLD CITY, SORT OF PLACE THE RAIN BEATS DOWN LIKE COFFIN NAILS AND THE AIR WAFTS WITH THE CIGARETTE STENCH OF BETRAYAL. MY KIND OF TOWN. NOW THIS CITY, GRIM OLD CITY, IT STARTS TO GROW. AND WHEN IT MEETS WITH OTHER TOWNS, OTHER CITIES, IT TAKES THEM INTO ITSELF, ABSORBS THEM, UNTIL SOON ENOUGH THERE’S NO LAND LEFT, SO THE CITY SPREADS OUTWARDS INTO THE SEA, AND WHEN THERE’S NO SEA LEFT, THE CITY SPREADS UPWARDS INTO THE SKY, AND WHEN THERE IS NO SKY LEFT… IT BURROWS INWARDS. LIKE A CANCER INTO THE BOWELS OF THE PLANET. AND EVENTUALLY, THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE CITY. AND SO GENERATIONS LIVE AND GENERATIONS DIE IN THE WARRENS AND THE TUNNELS AND EVEN THE LOWER LEVELS OF THE SURFACE, AND THEY NEVER SEE THE SUN. AND IT’S IN ONE OF THE DEEPEST, MOST SECRET OF THESE TUNNELS WE MEET OUR HERO. GOES BY THE NAME OF ULYSSES. CURRENTLY BEATEN, BATTERED, BLOODY. UNBOWED. SPITS OUT A MOUTHFUL OF TEETH AND DISDAIN AND LOOKS UP TO SEE FOUR OF THE MEANEST BASTARDS OF THE MEANEST STREETS OF THE MEANEST PARTS OF THE CITY. ALL IMMACULATELY TURNED OUT IN PINSTRIPES. WE’LL CALL THEM THE SUITS. YOU MIGHT ASK HOW THINGS CAME TO SUCH A PASS—I KNOW ULYSSES IS. WELL, IT STARTED IN A BAR, AS THESE THINGS SO OFTEN DO. CALYPSO’S—A RUN DOWN OLD GIN JOINT, PAYS ITS MONEY TO DIONYSUS—OUR HERO SLUMPED OVER A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY, TRYING TO DROWN ENOUGH SORROWS TO CHOKE A HORSE. AND ONE HORSE IN PARTICULAR.
[ID: Two people. One of them has an arm wrapped around the other's shoulder and is shouting and gesturing. The other one stares off expressionless. End ID]
Important Advice from Too-Ticky:
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!
WhY CaNT hE Be ReAL😭
Alice just interrupted Majors Hatter and Hare's date completely drenched in other peoples blood, and they're just chill with it but ig thats Alice in Wonderland for ya
i put too much effort into these
Me in the theater when spider noir showed up for .2 seconds at the very end of the film
honestly just want a spider-verse spinoff where spiderpunk and spider noir team up and beat the shit out of fascists for 2hrs
my sexuality? hobie brown.
This is my contribution as a Pavitr Prabhakar fan.
(I will update this when more movie screenshots become available)
i need to start appearing in people's nightmares
"I'm having Jonathan Sims brainrot right now" I say, as though every single moment of my life isn't already one big eternal Jonathan Sims brainrot
tim as oedipus in udad 🥰🥰🥰 hes looks so pathetic <3
the river was deep but i swam it🤓🌊
janet 😒😒
the future is ours so let’s plan it 🤓🪐
janet😐😐
so please don’t tell me to can it 🤓🥫
janet🙄🙄
i’ve one thing to say and that’s dammit janet i love you 🤓❤️