Latest Posts by allegedlyalan - Page 3
trying to find my 2020-2021 ao3 mutuals only to find their accounts have been deleted/orphaned/abandoned makes me feel like the detective in a movie whose wife went missing
Please give it to me Rachel
my dream for a modern live action death note:
- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.
- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous
- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity
- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care
- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)
- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”
- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend
- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome
- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him
- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit
wanted to find Centricide fanart for my authunity playlist, instead got a bunch of infographics about autism... Okay Pinterest? Like yeah, obviously, but where's the yaoi cocaine?? Where is the lamb sauce??
update: kámo jsem si měla radši přečíst nějaký old man yaoi, ta premedikace před celkovou anestezií byla docela zážitek
sestra: jestli chcete, tak si to aplikujte sama (podá mi dávkovač s trochou nějakýho sirupu)
já: (málem se tím udávím)
sestra: je to hnusný, že? :) No ale zapíjet to už nemůžete, tak se s tím nějak poperte. Nezapomeňte, že už nesmíte vstát z postele :) (zmizí)
"před zákrokem dostanete léky na uklidnění, abyste nebyla moc vystresovaná"
pane doktore já pojedu za chvilku na sál a mám tu otevřený ao3
"před zákrokem dostanete léky na uklidnění, abyste nebyla moc vystresovaná"
pane doktore já pojedu za chvilku na sál a mám tu otevřený ao3
:))
Last Song: Comatose by sød ven
Favourite colour: I call it "military green" - not the camo pattern, but the average colour of military uniforms. And white (yes it is a colour). (oof, saying "I love white and military green" doesn't sound good now does it)
Currently watching: HOUSE MD LET'S GOOO MEDICAL MALPRACTICE!!1! And From Dusk Till Dawn, occasionally
Last movie: Probably The Mummy (1999)
Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Ooh, I'd take salty haha. Like a nice pot of pasta or a juicy sandwich. I'm getting old.
Relationship status: still waiting for Alec Scudder fancams on Pinterest (that's single lmao)
Current obsession: Dostoyevsky, Dan and Phil, House MD... and writing more! :))
Uhhh @lesilence @jahodenka-angrestovka @zapisky-zavislaka and anyone who would like to :)
nine people i want to get to know better
very late because my ass is just distracted, but i was tagged by @nigesakis! thank you so so much! <3
LAST SONG? - your body, my temple by will wood.
FAVORITE COLOR? - red. but i also like black, gold and all the swampy greens.
CURRENTLY WATCHING? - still finishing up trust fx, and slowly going through one (or two) rewatches of the terror (amc). have been slowing down because i don't have the head for it or the time, sadly, i've been on the move this month, but when i'll settle down a bit i can't wait to go back to everything.
LAST MOVIE? - rewatched il gattopardo by visconti because it was on tv and i've been tempted to do so for weeks before that.
SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - savory, mostly. but i don't mind sweet unless it's too much, and i can handle some spicy until it triggers a rosacea flare up.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - blessed to have the most wonderful, understanding, smart, handsome, interesting and devoted human being as a partner. he's my soulmate, i know it.
CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - iwtv, of course. also i specifically am very obsessed with the lemon biscuits i've been eating since i returned from home.
LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - details on how to clean plastic from limescale lol. wanted to make sure whatever i use won't ruin it.
tagging more than 9 people, ofc (no pressure, and sorry if you've already done this, i honestly haven't been keeping track since i'm not on tumblr much lately):
@apocoeurlypse @goodsirbeasts @georges-chambers @abrahamvanhelsings @gabriestat
@suricatesblog @troiades @wrenling @oulious @endof-vanity
@saintdundy @solittles @chiefsweetner @monstrousdaughter @scribl1ta
@mothofmay @homosneksual @holy-moth @evilios @mcfallen-god
@most-sane-hoyo-player @bpdlestatdelioncourt @attacus-atlas-the-moth
Brothers Karamazov is an amazing psychological exploration of character because it showcases three terrible yet very common mental illnesses: the saviour complex (Alyosha), the superiority complex (Ivan) and being an extrovert (Dmitri) 😔
my beloved deepL translated “epic gay sex” to “epický gay sex”. I don’t know what I was expecting but maybe not epický gay sex
Hodně niche otázka, ale kde jinde se zeptat než na čumblru: Čeští užívači Death Note (jakože enjoyer hahaha), jak byste skloňovali v češtině jméno L? Je to L-ova ruka? Nebo ruka L (i když by to implikovalo, že L je ženský jméno)?
Na ao3 to vídám různě...
Me: Yo I got that dawg in me
The ATF agent hiding in the bushes behind my house:
your "liked your instagram story" won't impress me, I've seen true love before
Zane Holtz fancast as Henry Winter could absolutely redistribute my matter 🤭
"They're Silent Generation! They should stay silent, but they keep yapping!"
twenty minutes in and this interview is already fruitful
Death Note 'Dan and Phil'! AU where L and Light are a beloved youtube duo whose fans are convinced the two are dating. And they might actually be, at least for the camera, but they are still rivals trying to get the other behind bars/six feet under. In fact, if you watch their newest baking video closely, you can see L's hidden security cameras by the cutlery drawer as well as Light putting arsenic in L's tea.
kde jste, čeští/slovenští fandové The Secret History?? protože písnička Jelen je tak Tajná Historie coded až to není vtipný
Zabil jsem v lese jelena, bez nenávisti, bez jména, když přišel dolů k řece pít, krev teče do vody, v srdci klid.
Doznání Henryho Wintera u průměrného českého táboráku? more likely than you think
A "svět přikryje ticho, tečka za příběhem, kdo pozná, čí kosti zapadaly sněhem"??? Doslova Bunny Corcoran fr fr
me when I see Adam Parrish get relentlessly twinkified by the fandom
(just kidding, I hate Elon Musk, I hope he gets twinkified to oblivion)
hell yeah
I'm sorry, tumblr WHAT?!?
just came across this video and I dare you to tell me that is NOT Ronan Lynch
average Pynch argument
not now, sweetie, mommy is getting shamed into developing a community by her favourite poet
me checking spotify every day, foaming at my mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
your girlfriend is your only friend and that is a huge mistake my man hope you've got yourself a backup plan 'cause I've seen how this goes, again and again
JREG!! DROP THE ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (I will be your #1 Spotify listener)
"Henry and Bunny fought in Italy... I think Henry must have tried to sugardaddy Bunny into gay sex, that's the only logical thing that could've happened."
Richard "Straight" Papen please never change
so I read The Secret History...
(spoilers)
(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))
Remember that scene in trc when Blue couldn't stop crying because Gansey didn't text her back?
yeah, me neither. He's not your true love, babe.
brat summer this, brat summer that, I'm ready for Brat (1997) autumn where we wear big sweaters, eat watermelon, listen to Nautilus Pompilius and simp for Sergei Bodrov Jr.
(getting involved with gangs is optional)
"yes, I'm a sleeper agent, and you see, by sleeper I mean, well..."
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
yeah, that checks out 😌
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
girl-💀😂😂
rare Jan Zahradníček meme
(shoutout @willowmaidsworld :))