Good Morning, Folks! Rise And Shine, Wipe The Boogers From Your Eyes! It's Show And Tell Time! ✨

Autumn in France 🍁🗼✨

My last bf was a virgin and I miss him so much

What type of girls do you like and are you single?

Unique, my last gf was a virgin, so probably virgins + religious girls, especially since I'm religious myself. There's an innocence & purity in them that I'm painfully attracted to, not in a fetish way, but like in a "it's refreshing to find someone different/who has morals" way. I feel like every girl that likes me nowadays is a, excuse my language, thot & super easy, which is why I'm single. I like a challenge & a chase. I haven't been over the moon for a girl in a while. The good ones that were raised right, those are priceless diamonds.

We need more pictures of your damn fine face

Hmm, maybe ask me again later, lol. 💙💖

Also, how this ask makes me feel:

T H A N K Y O U, L O V E

you're legitimately disgusting

And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.

Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick

That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.

It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! @winslowat3am 🖤🖤🖤🖤

I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:

Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤

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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)

(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Time 4 soup

You mean *nonetheless?

The way yall clowned ballettie on that autumn in France post has me screaming even I knew the nyc pic was on purpose because the leaves were also not a France pic. And then she had the nerve to complain that the FRANCE pics were in Paris like there's a difference. Make it make sense? Maybe I'm just stupid af because I don't get her logic help me understand? Bitches is weird 🤣🤣🤣

Nah, you're not stupid. Nobody understood her ass. Some people on Tumblr in general be trying to feel important & sound smart behind their phones by starting drama while looking stupid asf publicly & I'm getting really tired of it. Like yes bitch, I know one of the pics are in NYC, I knew that shit when I made the post, I was there when I made it, I put a NYC pic because the original concept was places around the world during autumn but most of them ended up being France pics & I couldn't find any other pics of France that I liked or didn't clash with the color scheme, so I left the NYC pic. Big fucking deal. Regardless, most of the pics are in France, which is why I said France (duh?). & who gives a fuck whether I say Paris or France? Paris is in France, people know where the fucking Eiffel Tower is, I don't need to specify that shit. Mind your fuckin business & don't comment on my shit unless you know wtf you're talking about, it'll help you avoid looking stupid later when I have to check & "matter of fact" you. Bored ass hoe. I don't argue with Tumblr bitches, I think my standards are a little higher than that & I have better shit to do with my time, but yeah, the others are/were dragging her. That's what she get for trying to be a smartass, though. Nobody else said shit about it but her, there's always a bothered bitch somewhere. If she had addressed me correctly I would've been nicer, but today idgaf. I match people's energy. & some of these motherfuckers take tumblr more seriously than their lives or education, it's all they have to do all day. Deadass can't relate. At least I make my own content instead reblogging the fuck out of everyone else's shit then talking shit like my blog is original or popping. If you don't even make your own content you better not have shit to say to me about mine. 😂😂 Anyway, I'm a nice ass person & I try to respect people individually - even when they don't deserve it, but at the end of the day don't play with me cause you don't know me, I'm not ya fuckin mama, I have no problem hurting your lil weak ass feelings. You bold enough to say some dumb shit, I'm bold enough to cuss your dumb ass out. & that's what the fuck the tea really is. Never seen a bitch so bothered about a post that ain't even theirs. Imagine being that lame/pathetic. But igtg. Cause you know, I have a life. 😂🤷‍♂️

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭