Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!
Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨
My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.
Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!
Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
Art by Titsay
Selfie Beach Day☁️
Good morning! 🌇 Have a great day! ✨
I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
How do you come up with your financial planner/organization?
I organize percentages, range, demographic (that mostly being children), costs, income and do's and donuts (do nots), get it? Ahaha!
Ahem. Excuse the sloppy handwriting, I was in a rush. This is basically a short overview of the benefits to what's called "affiliate marketing." It's a pretty simple concept. For instance, you want an online store to sell your brand of candy. So you search out and find what's called an "affiliate network" and advertise your goodies to a seller, or an affiliate marketer. Should you be lucky enough to get someone interested in selling your shiz-na-ee, they would then set up a website or link to your line of candy. And every time you make a sell from their links or site, you both get paid. In other words, you have sustainable income, depending on how popular you are of course, and they pocket what's called a "commission", a sum of money earned through sales. You know how those greedy and money hungry YouTubers get paid a percentage by a sponsor just to shove a product down your cute little throat? Same thing, really. Unless you're the greedy YouTuber. But isn't that neat? You can still market your business right from your bedroom with ease. And in the times of Coronavirus where people can't physically go out to stores as much, this is my newest strategy, because I have to keep that revenue coming in! And the rest is pretty much the basic 101 stuff. Blah, blah, blah, economic decline, global panic, business thingy, you understand? Great! Loved your question, by the way!
P͏s͏s͏t͏! H͏e͏y͏, I͏ h͏o͏p͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏ h͏a͏v͏e͏ a͏ g͏r͏e͏a͏t͏ d͏a͏y͏, I͏ l͏o͏v͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏! O͏k͏a͏y͏, b͏y͏e͏! 💕🧡💛💚💙
Cocoa here!
So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?
Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?
We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.
reblog this if youre a slut for soup season 🥣🍲
Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.
Heh....so sorry.