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Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick

That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.

It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

if you had to choose a side in the feud would you choose johnny Depp or amber heard??

Neither. I don't like either of them, they're both lunatics tbh (esp Johnny, he's openly friends with & idolizes satanists, pedos, beastialists & Marilyn Manson - an outed woman abuser & satanist. Plus people have OD'd & died in his weird nightclub & shit. But nobody talks about any of this. Dude's sketchy asf & needs to be arrested & thoroughly investigated. Cause birds of a feather, ya know?). Amber on the other hand just seems like your typical privileged & protected manipulative, opportunistic white girl. Chances are they both have abusive personalities in private. Cancel both.

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.