Storybook & Fairytale Homes & Airbnbs. (these Are Some Of My Favorites).

Do you guys know that movie where a group of people go to a nightclub called Vortex & they get sucked into the nightlife, then they want to leave but the music keeps them trapped & they end up dancing for eternity on loop against their will & they can't die, it's like symbolic for hell?

That's what being on Tumblr is like. I'm trapped. It's hell. I tried to get out but shit I'm already here, so let's boogie down, down, down. 🎵 🎶🕺

That isn't a real movie, btw. I totally lied, I'm sorry. Lol.

Four more days until your wedding!!! Omg are you scared or excited??? :D

One more! Both. So nervous though, but the good butterflies kind. I'm such a hopeless romantic, I know once I see her walk down that aisle in her dress I'm gonna cry like a baby. I'm tearing up just typing this believe it or not, lol. I'm gonna be a husband. That's so crazy. 😲🙊

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

I'm atta dentist and I'm scared

I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.

Nobody:

Winslow: "Damn. Bet. AHAA! Desperate. WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Bro my voice dead. Aye *starts aggressively rapping anyway*"

🤣😂😭

I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:

Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤

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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)

(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)

It must've taken you a lot of internal restraint to not slap the shit outta mike all those times he insulted you and your candy and you stayed calm or ignored him (the few times you didn't respond to him)

Mumbler didn't faze me a bit. He was just really annoying and not very smart. Ha!

S E N D H E L P

your instagram reached 126k lol k bye lol

P.s: i miss your rock band and your singing, bring back dead@6am and I miss your pretty face and would like a photo k bye

Thank you for telling me! I haven't been on Instagram in like four days, lol. ☺️

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I've been super busy so I haven't had time to do anything, but I will commit to that again. Sometime soon. Meanwhile, here's my face:

Thanks for calling me pretty, pretty. 🖤

I love your little lisp;

Its so cute!

I do NOT have a lisp.

And good morning. ☺️

SAMEEEEEE

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡