Honor is Dead by Stephen Li
the older I get the more dog I become
Okay but imagine how awful Moiraine must have felt when Rand, the purest lil bean, told her to not go with him so she wouldn't die, all the while knowing she's going because she might have to kill him.
Alex Mark: Would Steris make a good/great Lightweaver, considering her near superhuman self-awareness?
Brandon Sanderson: Problem is she might be too honest with herself.
for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all
the love triangle w vin elend and zane is so funny bc zane is the only one who thinks it’s a love triangle?? vin is like “no i just love elend sorry” and elend is like blissfully unaware that any of this is even happening. zane is truly just like in the wrong story rn.
It's very bold of the cosmere fandom to say that Dalinar is the one who adopts everyone when Kaladin exists in the same world. Like that boy adopts whole groups of 30+ people literally everywhere he goes. Dalinar's order is about uniting people but Kaladin's the one out there doing the good work.
Please, it’s simple, Dalinar’s strategy is to adopt a few keystone players so that all of their mass-adoptions can still tie back to him, like some multi-level adoption scheme.
Dalinar: I am a good judge of character
🚩 🚩 🚩
🚩 Dalinar’s 🚩
🚩 trusted 🚩
🚩 friend 🚩
🚩 🚩 🚩
Dalinar: yep, everything is fine here
me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up
Twok | Wor | O
Kaladin’s windspren flitted down and inspected Gaz, then closed one of her eyes, imitating him. For some reason, seeing her made Kaladin smile.
-Chapter 6, Bridge 4.
He smirked dully, still staring at the rock in front of him.
(close enough)
-Chapter 9, Damnation.
Of course, it was still just a rock. But for some reason, Kal found himself smiling.
Kal smiled, then lifted the flask and drank.
Kal smiled despite himself, though it quickly faded.
-Chapter 16, Cocoons.
Kaladin smiled as the apothecary shuffled forward with his cane, oblivious to the invisible windspren.
I doubt that’s what it’s intended for, Kaladin thought with a smile.
-Chapter 17, A Bloody Red Sunset.
When he was done, the bleeding had stopped. He sat back smiling.
-Chapter 20, Scarlet.
He smiled at Scar, but got only a scowl in return.
Kaladin smiled at him. A forced smile. Sometimes that was all one could offer.
Kaladin smiled, letting out a deep breath as Scar sat down.
He smiled, joining in the next verse of Dunny’s song.
-Chapter 27, Chasm Duty.
The bridgemen, finished with their mock bridge run, looked toward Kaladin, exhausted but excited. He smiled at them.
Instead, he handed it to Scar and gave an encouraging smile.
Kaladin smiled back, but kept running his finger across the wood.
-Chapter 30, Darkness Unseen.
Kaladin found himself smiling at the man’s nonchalant attitude.
“What if we don’t want to be rid of you?” long-faced Natam asked. Kaladin smiled.
-Chapter 32, Side Carry.
He found himself smiling.
-Chapter 34, Stormwall.
They stared at him, incredulous, and he couldn’t help but smile.
Kaladin smiled, though he found mirth unnatural while watching men die.
-Chapter 40, Eyes of Red and Blue.
For some reason that made Kaladin smile.
-Chapter 44, The Weeping.
The older man scowled, but Kaladin returned a grin.
-Chapter 49, To Care.
Kaladin hid a smile.
-Chapter 55, An Emerald Broam.
Kaladin smiled. Odd, how he could still do that.
-Chapter 57, Wandersail
Kaladin smiled, but was growing to nervous to feel mirth.
-Chapter 62, Three Glyphs.
Kaladin smiled.
-Chapter 63, Fear.
A trickle of stormlight closed the wounds on his arm. He smiled, spear held before him.
-Chapter 67, Words.
Kaladin smiled, leaning back, looking upwards towards the dark sky, and the large sapphire moon.
-Chapter 73, Trust.
Kelsier: Who hurt you?
Vin: Do you want a list, or what?
Kelsier, pulling out his knives: Actually, yes
I'd like to thank @hoids-banjo for the post that inspired this and apologize to everyone else
Rand: how did you find me?
Moiraine: oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, now who could that be?
Are you really a knitter if you don’t hoard an unreasonable number of patterns, just so many patterns, more patterns than you’ll ever be able to make in a reasonable human lifespan?
I am taking no questions
when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree
how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
Who is your dad, now?
Gotta be quicker than that
(via @hugoandursula)
Wait for it.
Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.
Rosharian: *feels a strong emotion*
Spren:
The problem with Taravangian is that he was given both intelligence and empathy as gifts to help him save the world, and yet he decided to completely rely on the former and reject the latter.
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