Latest Posts by almsworth-worm - Page 3

why'd the escapees decorate the walls like a Left4Dead level

after despair comes joy

so fucked up what "romance" did to kissing. don't you know that that is a succinct and delightful means of expressing affection and has nothing to do with all that

I start having weird thoughts about becoming a girl whenever I smoke weed? Like the last time I got stoned I bought a skirt from goodwill and tried it on and it felt nice but I don't know if that confirms anything. Should I stop?

No

i saw a giant billboard for a plumber that was basically just this

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

Every instance of older Challia breaking character... he's so cute when it happens...

Challia Bull and the glasses...

they wouldn't leave that man alone about his characters' smoking habits and that's why we ended up with Venom fucking vaping

this manga understands the nature of being a 6'2 girlthing like literally no other

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

my copy of zeta gundam is fucked up dude

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Oh you hate me? So enemies to lovers?

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

this is actually a clever nod to how char aznable invented yaoi in the real life 1970s