Date a Hufflepuff who does color guard
Xiaojun: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD, WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Winwin: Sarcastic, mischievous, long-ish hair, perfect smile-
Xiaojun: BLOOD TYPE!!
Winwin: Oh
Winwin: *looks down*
Winwin: Red
JAKE THOUGHT STEPHEN SPOILED THE MOVIE OH MY GOD
I MEAN HE THOUGHT STEPHEN WAS REVEALING THE PLOT TWIST IN THE MOVIE
saw his life flash before his eyes
I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Ezran: Soren I hired another personal guard so you can get some sleep-
Soren: YoU DID WhAT?!
Ezran: Soren really you need some sleep you can't always be-
Soren: you-..... YOU BED BATH AND BETRAYED ME
I work at cracker barrel, and immediately recognized the journal. I'm at work waaaaay too much.
08142019
today marks my third official day on my college campus! it’s stressful, it’s hectic, i’m homesick, but i’m hanging in there. i’m honestly excited for when classes start so i can have something to focus on other than my stressful thoughts.
So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.
I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.
dave cider
I only have one cd, because my dad was stationed in Korea. I feel you on that.
I feel like the only kpop stan that owns ,, zero (0) merch
What if the mirror said Snow White was the farest, because that's who the Evil Queen truly felt was the farest, which is why she was so mad about it?
Faustus: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Zelda: The audacity.