Faustus: What’s The First Thing You Notice When Someone Tries To Approach You?

JAKE THOUGHT STEPHEN SPOILED THE MOVIE OH MY GOD

I MEAN HE THOUGHT STEPHEN WAS REVEALING THE PLOT TWIST IN THE MOVIE 

saw his life flash before his eyes

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Xiaojun: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD, WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Winwin: Sarcastic, mischievous, long-ish hair, perfect smile-

Xiaojun: BLOOD TYPE!!

Winwin: Oh

Winwin: *looks down*

Winwin: Red

dave cider

Please be careful.

Date a Hufflepuff who does color guard

Slutty Witch

ok so here’s a thought:

there’s a large akuma attack, and Marinette and Adrien cannot transform because they’re in the public and have nowhere to hide. The akuma attacks them as Adrien tries to cover Marinette, but Gorilla, sent by Nathalie to guard over Adrien, intervenes. However, the akuma is too strong, and although the bodyguard manages to land a few solid punches on them, they quickly overpower him.

But just as they are about to finish him off…

WHAM

Someone lands a powerful blow on akuma’s face, sending them tumbling back. Gorilla looks up, and standing before him is nobody else than Tom Dupain, eyes narrowed, fists clenched.

The bodyguard gets up on his feet, looks at the akuma, then at Marinette’s dad…

And then The Best Dads™ do the manliest handshake.

The Chamber of Whoopass has been opened

Enemies to the kids… beware

What If?

What if the mirror said Snow White was the farest, because that's who the Evil Queen truly felt was the farest, which is why she was so mad about it?