Reblog If You’re Okay With People Reaching Out To You To Say Hello & Have A Chat, Even If It’s Just

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

”oh you poor thing! Your disability is so sad. How do you keep going?”

haha lol that’s what she said

3/3 winning

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

we roomed together

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 2)

"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"

"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"

*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"

"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"

*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"

*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"

*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"

"This is Salem, not the hood"

*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"

"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

one must imagine sisyphus as a cabbage merchant

*wakes up*

WOW, it is a bad day to have hips!