One Must Imagine Sisyphus As A Cabbage Merchant

reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

Occasionally I will go Oh you know what I can rewatch one of my favourite shows while eating! I see no issues with this plan at all :) and then I always end up crying into my pasta

i got to read a poem written by the person i love and ive never been happier

idk if i want to be a lover girl anymore yall

*writes two lines of a poem that I’m mildly pleased with*

Me: I’m literally fucking Sylvia Plath

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

im staring at a blank google doc and its staring back this feels threatening

more money

one (1) cat

every single book on my "books to buy" list

another cool rock

knees that work

ankles that work

hips that work

an airplane

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.