Feeling Evil (just Wanna Be Loved By Someone That Only Has Eyes For Me)

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

get a girl you can pray to and receive her divine eminence. this is about dyke sex btw

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

Knees hurt so bad I'm almost tempted to become Catholic just so I can message the knee problems saint and ask him wtf

Okay so i listened to suggestions about Jayce being unhappy with the inflicting pain bit but being unable to say no!

So sad that there are people who doesn't know about our annual holiday of killing a dead dictator :/

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

Maybe if I lay in the grass long enough the dandelions will overtake me and I don't have to do human things anymore.