Fucking Love When I'm On A Call With Someone And They Start To Do A Little Errand Or Go Somewhere Else

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

just went to the sleepy store they said you were a regular customer

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 2)

"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"

"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"

*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"

"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"

*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"

*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"

*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"

"This is Salem, not the hood"

*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"

"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"

*acting completely insane* im in love in case you havent noticed

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 3)

"Well you're friends with all the hOmOsExUaLs"

"what's that?" " that's called FEELINGS with a bunch of sad emojis around it"

*to her jacket* "why is the pocket stuck you WHORE?!?!"

"TAKE THAT BANANNAS!"

"do you like it? it's cottagecore" "oh yea sure" "wdym? you're a lesbian! it's like your culture!"

"I don't want transportation, I want transgender"

"I'm am entrepreneur, I steal fish"

"papa could I have some watermelon"

*loudly, to phone* "why are you asking to FaceTime me I don't even know you and I'm in school NO"

"leave room for jesus, no premarital sex"