Hey Man I Found A Piece Of Your Soul Stuck In The Text Messages Of Old Friends You Don’t Speak To Anymore.

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

sorry professor i didn not turn in the assignments because well. the cold and dark make me sleepy and sad

if you all want to eat chocolate chip toothpaste thats a personal decision, youre just wrong♡

the boyfriend level (derogatory)

ArM ChOpPiNg iS NOT a LoVe LaNgUaGe

reblog if you’re okay with people reaching out to you to say hello & have a chat, even if it’s just for a couple minutes :)

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second